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@toybulldog wrote:
The only time you’re safe from a cop is when you are in close vicinity of a doughnut shop. If you’re not round and have a large hole through your middle, you remain completely invisible compared to the glazed goodness behind the counter.
Shouldn’t it be Rani then?
Oscar Wilde, allegedly said on his deathbed:
“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go,”
@kent f OBE wrote:
Yes……….purrleaaaaaase stop with the quotes already! :lol:
I appoint thee, The Quote Police.
All hail, Detective Chief Inspector of Quotes, Kenty.
That beats an OBE any day! :D
@coathanger wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@coathanger wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@coathanger wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@coathanger wrote:
Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!
Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.
Good Girl, now run along, and don’t do it again, theres a good little minion :D
Oh thank you! How great thou art!
*Sings
Lord my God! When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the works thy hand hath made,
I see the stars, I hear the mighty thunder,
Thy power throughout the universe displayed;Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!Can my misdemeanour appear in your next one dimensional story about Jokecliffe?
some people will do anything for a name check
Oh Coaty! I so want to be immortalised in your great literacy works! I’ve cleared my bookshelves of works by Hardy, Wilde, Dickens and Shakespeare, and filled them with print outs of your far superior work.
Honour me! Let me just have a line to myself in your next story. Pretty please?yes you are trying hard Dear but I’m just not sure ….
”Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. ”
and you are consistently desparate …. :D
It’s not a good look Dear :lol:
You are so my hero!
“One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.”
I’ve noticed some cops are fat b******s too.
They should be made to keep fit and within a specific weight range and have regular fitness tests. They also need to undergo traning on how to talk to ppl and show ppl respect.
@coathanger wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@coathanger wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@coathanger wrote:
Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!
Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.
Good Girl, now run along, and don’t do it again, theres a good little minion :D
Oh thank you! How great thou art!
*Sings
Lord my God! When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the works thy hand hath made,
I see the stars, I hear the mighty thunder,
Thy power throughout the universe displayed;Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!Can my misdemeanour appear in your next one dimensional story about Jokecliffe?
some people will do anything for a name check
Oh Coaty! I so want to be immortalised in your great literacy works! I’ve cleared my bookshelves of works by Hardy, Wilde, Dickens and Shakespeare, and filled them with print outs of your far superior work.
Honour me! Let me just have a line to myself in your next story. Pretty please?@sceptical guy wrote:
why Panda…donchaknow??
you.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
@sceptical guy wrote:
so when does a man arrive?
Does he have to be a stalker _ *looking around for someone sweet and innocent and vulnerable to stalk weg
Or does he have to be stalked? *hiding in the cupboard, peeping out
* thinks to self, I wonder who sceptical guy shares his login with
