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    @wordsworth60 wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    @wordsworth60 wrote:

    an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . . .

    our feet are smelly ad sweaty and stick to the insoles. You can wash the smell out of the socks, but smelly sandals – yuck!

    an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . .

    A porous layer between the soles of your feet and the insole of the sandals (if sandals can have ‘in’ soles) actually improves the air circulation

    Hands William a pair of the Viking themed boots ….pretty snazzy! Ideal for those outdoor activities and good news…. you’re allowed to wear socks …..

    ‘hones’!!!!

    *hands Words a spade. Carry on digging, my friend! :P

    an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . .

    Exactly! If you do the garden in sandals – or anything outside – the dirt and stones get in between the insoles and hurt your feet

    Sandals might have their place but it ain’t on my feet. I’m just opposed to Anti-Sock fascism and the eroding of our Great British traditions by Italian Euro-fashionista, Polish workers who send the money saved on socks back home to build major engineering works (built wearing boots bought with our money!) and the PC brigade who have probably said you can’t ‘sock’ any more.

    an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . . . (to be continued . . . . )

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    8)

    #497844

    @wordsworth60 wrote:

    @pepsi wrote:

    Why are men so territorial ….? :shock:

    Because of the women who keep asking when we’re going to fix the fence

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Heeee heeee Wordsy…. And there was I thinking it was all to do with the mesocorticolimbic centre of the male brain …..

    :lol:

    #497953

    Having shopped in several continental supermarkets, markets, shops etc I have found that generally there is a very surprising lack of identical,uniformly sized and precisely coloured and unblemished fruit and vegetables. They come in all sizes, shapes and colours….

    It can be very alarming when used to the opposite being the case almost everywhere in Britsh shops.

    For example … neatly packaged and exact same sized tomatoes and apples all in row. Just an observation…..

    #497839

    Why are men so territorial ….? :shock:

    #490792

    I still believe Tooji should have won ….

    :lol:

    #497658

    I have no clue …. :shock:

    #408309

    Balanced

    #408306

    Kindness

    #490956

    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , “PULL OVER!”
    “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

    Myra was the church gossip. Though many disliked this, they feared her enough to keep silent.
    But she made a mistake when she accused Bob of being a drunk after she saw his truck parked in front of the town’s bar, saying, “Anyone seeing it knows what you were doing.”
    Bob stared at her for a moment and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend or deny. he said nothing.
    But that evening, Bob parked his pickup in front of Myra’s house and left it There all night.

    Should you be Institutionalized?
    It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
    “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
    “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
    “No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug.”

    “Do you want a room with or without a view?”      

    #497860

    Btw a household tip for cleaning windows…

    Polish windows to a sparkling shine with crumpled newspaper. The paper also leaves a film that’s resistant to dirt.

    A handy way of using the old Daily Mail newspapers.

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