pikey

That’s a shame. I liked them. I shall post an elegy in remembrance:

From God or Satan, who cares? Angel or Siren,
Who cares, if you make, — fay with the velvet eyes,
Rhythm, perfume, glimmer; my one and only queen!
The world less hideous, the minutes less leaden?

Blimey. I’d better watch my step. Mind you, I’ve always been a model of civility.What about Sian and Lil Fek? Did they exodise?

I see the Daily Mail’s Own Fusiliers have stuck around. The frothing and foaming seems to have carried on nicely.

I see. I see. Oh well. I never liked most of them anyway. Have you not joined the exodus, then, Dawny?

This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won’t play no more
too much fighting on the dance floor

Do you remember the good old days
Before the ghost town?
We danced and sang,
And the music played inna de boomtown

This town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must the…[Read more]

In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice. ~ Evelyn Waugh

I’m not sure what shgging is. I’m just saying.

Gosh. The trauma of having to take a couple of days to motor down to the south of France and back. I bet there’ll even be an ‘accidental’ Matt Munro ceedee in the changer. Children are such terrors.

I think that, in our corner of the world and since the sixties, most children have been planned – even if only subconsciously. If you don’t want…[Read more]

Bill Hicks

That’s quite alright, Doctor, the poems really are very good.

I think that’s very sensible.

:lol: Genius.

Brucie, Ollie and DM.

I’m much more of a Bonfire Night sort of chap. 5-11, as it’s now known.

I couldn’t have cared less, Sunny. xxx

I liked Spaced and Green Wing. Sterling stuff. Not to mention the Boosh.

If PB and Sword are pals again, does this mean Pete will be resuming his noble boycott? [-o<

Ah, so it’s pie-eyed mock concentration. In that case, it all makes sense. I thought you were just about to glass someone. Carry on!

I think it makes you look more hard-faced than usual. You always come off as such a jolly sort in the others I’ve seen. I prefer jolly, all things considered.

There’s a difference between depression and being a miserable, mardy bastard. I’m going to get my Venn diagrams out in a minute.