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@pikey wrote:

Have you checked your garden?

The local constabulary inform me they need more than

Mr Pikey
The Caravan
Britain

to go on before they can stop your nocturnal antics.
I’m thinking of getting a dog! :twisted:

@pikey wrote:

I’m sure this will be more coveted than the PFA or Football Writers’ measly gongs. We should also have nominations from across all the leagues that the denizens of JC follow. Who wins these categories?

Young Player of the Season?

Rooney

Goalie of the Season?

Given

Defender of the Season?

Terry

Midfielder of the…

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@pikey wrote:

Are we wasting our time expecting liberal democracy to take root in cultures that do not share our fundamentally Christian roots? Perhaps it is like sowing seed onto sand. Or, are the twin concepts of liberty and democracy the inalienable rights of the whole of mankind and potentially universal?

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@pikey wrote:

:D Poor, ugly people.

Hey! We are not meant to be seen together. :lol:

@Cas wrote:

@pikey wrote:

A marvellous result, I reckon. To kill him would have provided him with the martyrdom he so badly wanted.

Don’t you think he has that notoriety anyway Pikey. No offence AW btw, this guy is now locked up for life. I have theeeeeeee most suspicious nature though and I do wonder whether he’s just been made what we’d…

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@pikey wrote:

John Smiths is a luxury ale?

:lol: :wink:

@pikey wrote:

If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein…. the master of the double negative

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@rubyred wrote:

[im NOT NEVER EVER !! advocating we all rush out and buy drugs.

:D I am. It would do most of you lot some good, I reckon. Scaredy cats.

I’ll pass, thanks :)

@pikey wrote:

I get semis all the time. Perhaps it’s all the plastic our food is wrapped in these days.

You’re not supposed to eat that bit.

@pikey wrote:

I get semis all the time. Perhaps it’s all the plastic our food is wrapped in these days.

:shock:

Trust you! :lol:

@pikey wrote:

Ah, but Ms Emmalush, ‘British’ was here a long time before ‘English’.

OOH, i love this particular debate. This land in which we sit, has always been England, it was just called a different name years ago, AND NOW ITS CALLED ENGLAND.

@pikey wrote:

Looks to me, Emmalush, that Tommy has a much more evolved sense of Britishness than you.

Im not “british”, whatever that is. Ive always and ever will be, English.

@pikey wrote:

… tomorrow, if I complain of imminent death, bleeding from the nether regions, bowel cancer or anything of that nature or ilk, that I have just eaten a pack of beetroot from the fridge. That’d be super. Ta.

PMLLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Will do :D

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@rubyred wrote:

hey obs its ok doll !! i cant stand that pikey kunt,,but thats not you !!
I mean No harm to you..as a clever fellow poet :)

Well that’s my day ruined. :lol:

and so it should! I can see your link between Rubyred and beetroot, you saucy minx :wink: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:D Ta, Betty. You’re a chipper chapette. I was reading your other posts and I’d roll in the snow with you anytime you wanted.

men keep saying these things but no one ever lives up to their promises :?

@pikey wrote:

Too many* bottles of Owd Roger will make a mockery of the suave sophisticate you really are and get you absolutelyfuckincunted. And leave you with a nasty headache.

* Four.

And too many bottles of Timothy Taylors Landlord will get you, hook, line and sinker. :wink:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Of course not. I’m afraid I was a little worse for wear last night and was robbed of my usual sartorial elegance.* I don’t think there’s much wrong with any of the above. Except Dean Koontz, he really is rubbish.

* See General Gossip

The ending to Velocity was diabolical! :evil:

@Poshy wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Too many* bottles of Owd Roger will make a mockery of the suave sophisticate you really are and get you absolutelyfuckincunted. And leave you with a nasty headache.

* Four.

Wuss :twisted:

Double wuss! :twisted: :wink:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@pikey wrote:

I voted ‘other’. I smoke every time I see someone cool on the telly doing it, or a race car with ciggy advertising on it, or one of those lung cancer government warning adverts. I had an asthma attack after the last grand prix.

I’m not completely un-health conscious, though. I always get my tobacconist to check…

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@pikey wrote:

I voted ‘other’. I smoke every time I see someone cool on the telly doing it, or a race car with ciggy advertising on it, or one of those lung cancer government warning adverts. I had an asthma attack after the last grand prix.

I’m not completely un-health conscious, though. I always get my tobacconist to check through the packs and…

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