rafi

*puts hocky mask on*  

i agree with LUL comment

Just so daft lol x

we all bff in justchat

How was your night Suz?

Any joy?

Could count those on one hand hugs lol

Just appreciating the fact that lovely Paigey left me off the list

haha

Sticks her rig straight back on ebay.

I knew a fella once who used to skip dive

Oh hold on was it skip diving he used to do?

Id remember if I was not so very poorly.

I miss car boot sales and having a rummage

Gosh Linds lol xxx

Sometimes youre so rude!!!

Funny though xxx

Just keep being you, you are a cool person, just the way you are xx

Dont blame you x

i use earphones

oh no i meant me as in me not as in you

Can i take it back?

Not been for ages x

oh all the great ones strictly come on stop watching me dancing, x twator, big bollocks, cunt big bollocks, i am a z list celeb get me out of this god dam jungle where i have been eating dogs bollocks and massive elephant cock for weeks!, britains got a singing juggling playing with dogs  who do tricks like jesus talent, legal high giggles box, ect…..

oh all the great ones stricy come on stop watching me dancing, x twator, big bollocks, cunt big bollocks, i am a z list celeb get me out of this god dam jungle where i have been eating dogs bollocks and massive elephant cock for weeks!, britans got a singing jugglng playing with dogs  who do tricks like jesus talent, legal high giggles box, ect…..

right adrian is a insensitive arsehole, well his scitso is, he keeps hitting the floor and slamming the door he does me head in, the other nighbour dont use the toilet so he and his flat smell leak out his flat and make the house a massive fart smell, the 29 stone nighbour who use to live here was very annoying the fat bast sat inbetween the main…[Read more]

right adrian is a insensitive arsehole, well his scitso is, he keeps hitting the floor and slamming the door he does me head in, the other nighbour dont use the toilct so he and his flat smell leak out his flat and make the house a massive fart smell, the 29 stone nighbour who use to live here was very annoying the fat bast sat inbetween the main…[Read more]

Also give the jumping up and down on the bed screaming sex noises a try later too.  It can only improve the situation and will also thoroughly confuse them as well.

In fact – wait til her bf has gone out then shout her blokes name whilst jumping ensuring your bed is against the wall.  Sure to work.  She will be angry she will exhaust herself so…[Read more]