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i usually like them weedy so I can squish them flat like a pancake.

The sound of a man struggling to breathe does it for me

Then as they’re recovering I can nick their wallet.

Humpy bumpy

Good

I wouldn’t mind borrowing it and going back to 4 am this morning lol

Although the person who took pics of me wouldn’t miss me, they can see me whenever they like.

Lol

Yeah, guilty as charged.

Still, livened the boards up a bit innit.

See, people may hate me rather a lot but they’d all miss me if I left.

I like it when men have teeth, their own preferably.

Oh and a pulse for at least some of the time.

Call me picky

cheeseburger 

And since weve already decided that I’m NOT being blackmailed then I have nothing to concern myself about.

No predicament here.

I didn’t accuse anyone and I’d certainly not call someone who took pics of me without my knowledge as innocent.

Innocent of taking pics of me?

Who did I accuse?

What predicament?

Or maybe I should change it to :

DONT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF MIZZY COS SHE WILL MOAN HER ARSE OFF ABOUT IT

I HEREBY CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS THREAD TO:

MIZZY IS PISSED OFF AND FANCIED HAVING A MOAN ABOUT SOMETHING

better?

You’re not a very good Ms Marple.

I’d have said Jessica Fletcher but she murders people.

And no I won’t share anyone’s details hugs.

I’ve never even spoken to him on camera.

I’m also not scared of him.

I’m not scared, I’m a badarsed muvvafucker

No hugs you are barking up the wrong tree.

I haven’t named names, its not a slur against any named person. Its a shame the person can’t just explain why they took the pics and just say sorry and delete them rather than make out its just bollocks ranting from a drunken woman – I’m sober now but actually and in fact – drunk me had a bloody…[Read more]

I never said it was him

I’m not getting my fanny out