Rose

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Your all bloody cuckoo!

@ForumHostGM wrote:

You may, but there will be a Bounty on your head. :wink:

I bet a Dime your Curly Wurlys havent had much of a Boost in your Snickers lately!

@Fi-Fi- wrote:

Is this going to be a marathon :?:

Would that be fried or steamed?

@jen_jen wrote:

I’ll raise a toast to that change of topic, but please no fish again, that’s past its sell-by date

(ooooh a double, sell-by date and the fruit date!)

I know what you mean Jen Jen I was Floundering after I Eight an Octopus, its tentacles were all over the Plaice. I needed a Kipper after then went outside for a Puffer! I won’t…[Read more]

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@Rosepetal wrote:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

OMG!!! :shock:

is there a Tranny in here???

Tranny’s are rife round here don’t you know!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Don’t think I havent noticed your hairy chin and high heeels!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

Oh dear we are cross aren’t we!

Nice plate of pasta and a chocolate dessert is what you need!

OK, I’ve calmed down a bit now ….. until tonight’s idiot so-called forecast !!!

Just switch off or watch something banal like Emmerdale, sleep induced stupor guarenteed!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I know that you pine for more puns like this, but with me at the ‘elm there will be loads more punishment with my birch . As an elder member here, I have that right.

I think your Bark is worse than your bite if Yew will allow me to say so.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

OK I’m ranting … right !!!

But I’m sick and tired of bloody BBC weather forecasts – you know …. forecast, as in what they think will happen in the FUTURE !!!!!!

So what do we get for most of their pathetic little 2 minute slot after the News?????

“The weather today WAS …….” and there follows a lengthy description of…

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@ForumHostGM wrote:

OMG!!! :shock:

is there a Tranny in here???

Tranny’s are rife round here don’t you know!!!!

@Lovely Lady wrote:

Dear Supergran

I am writing on the request of Chipster to see if you would make an exception and allow him to come to the girlie only hen day/night…………. :shock: :shock:

He has agreed to any or all of the following…….

1 He will wear girlie clothes ( short skirt bit cold for this time of year but he says ok if he…

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Loin cloth and six pack?

Will there be male strippers lots of wine and a buffet? :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well, I’m going to stick my neck right out here and I expect I’ll receive a really good kicking for it …. but here goes.

OK, I’m genuinely really sorry that Jade has terminal cancer and only a couple of months to live……

BUT…..

I just have this really cynical inner feeling that all is not the way it is currently being…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I know you won’t mind too much if I disagree with you Rosepetal but I wouldn’t particularly want to waste my time on a woman who finds an evening out “more pleasurable” because it is procured at “an exhorbitant price.”

Surely her pleasure should be derived from spending some time with her partner regardless of the venue, the…

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So she has only months to live, I bet more than anything the thought of leaving her boys will hurt more than anything.

This week I heard a young women who was so supportive and sweet to me when I had it has now got it herself, she has two young boys and in her late 30s. I’m gutted and yes I even cried.

Selfish I know but makes you think why…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

There was a time when I used to present the obligatory bunch of red roses to demonstrate my undying love; when I would entertain the object of my affections to a dinner in a ‘nice’ restuarant ….. but no more. With age comes knowledge – and I have learnt a lot over the years.

My usual inner cynic tells me that, as I am now…

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Hi Susie nice to meet you.

OMFG its snowing here again, I’m going to need a much bigger candle!

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@Rosepetal wrote:

As much as I love the snow Ive now had 3 and a half days off because of it and I’m beginning to get the jitters! I want to get out but have no chance at the moment, I can’t bear driving in it and am relying on neighbours for supplies. However, I;m going to attempt it tomorrow I think, I’m packing a bag with a shovel,…

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