rusty trawler

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@rusty trawler wrote:

Thanks snicks xxxx

That was lovely.

Thanks for the birthday cheer, chaps.

Now kindly wipe my exact age from your collective memories. Very kind of y’all.

Isn’t it strange .. for some reason , i thought you were old , like me 8-[ :oops: :lol: :lol:

Never mind ….. i shall still “Swooooooon”…

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Thanks Snixxxxxxxxxxxxx

That was lovely.

Thanks for the birthday cheer, chaps.

Now kindly wipe my exact age from your collective memories. Very kind of y’all.

chortles

@J_in_France wrote:

Leicester car parks are always interesting

I worked in Leicester about 20 years ago and the company car I was given was an Escort RS Turbo – fun to drive but a magnet to car thieves. I watched from 11th floor office as two lads tried to steal it and having failed did a runner. Being so high up it was easy to direct the police…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

:D :D :D

lol. it had to happen

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Well, Brother Rusty….

Dear Grandmaster Words,

I was truly humbled and relieved to receive your kind words.

Confronted with the eloquent communiqués of the glamorous but nonetheless fastidious ladies of JC, I have attempted to be all things to all women. This is unquestionably a foolish endeavour that, if continued,…[Read more]

@SimplySu wrote:

On behalf of Miss MoneyPenny:

Dear Diary … I have a dilemma. I know it’s been ever such a long time since I’ve written to you (and to be fair, I tend to use the pages as a colouring book, but the pictures are very pretty!), so I hope you don’t mind me using you as a sounding board.

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@SimplySu wrote:

Firstly … no, I cannot abide sherbet … makes my mouth too tingly and my eyes water. You may pay me in chocolate kind when you have replenished stock levels. To compensate for my current disappointment, perhaps you might consider more than just the one bar?

Secondly … I have pondered awhile at my predicament. Whilst I admit…

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@jen_jen wrote:

It’s often when you’re trying to appear clever that you show your true ignorance.

Indeed.

Reminds me of a quote:

wisdom is the right use of knowledge.

To know is not to be wise.
Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it.

There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool.
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@J_in_France wrote:

Thanks Mrs T, but I have met the surgeon – blonde beautiful female so I am sure it will be good ;)

Yes. Good luck J.

I’m sure you’re going to have a wonderful day, Welshy.

Enjoy wedded bliss.

@rogue trader wrote:

forget it danny
you are not in rustys league mate
oh btw rusty
excellent thread
possibly the best ive ever read
i doff my cap to you sir
gotta go after reading all the pages my bellys aching
wd to you ,jen and co
no not you danny sit down
:D

Thanks Rogue

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@Annette-Curtain wrote:

lol @ Nicey and Mr ” Crawler ” tut tut :lol:

(Rusty….. * Swooooooooooons * :wink: )

Lol Netty,

I count that swoooooon as an application.

@Nicey wrote:

Dear Mr Crawler,
Please accept my sincere apologies for the tardiness of this reply. I have unfortunately been indisposed, having recently suffered a mishap whilst visiting the Temple of Mammon, known locally as The Trafford Centre.

Having bounded rather too enthusiastically into Selfridges to search for a suitable outfit for our…

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@SimplySu wrote:

Written on behalf of ‘Miss MoneyPenny’

Dear Mr Trawler
I would be interested in applying for the position of cyber valentine as I find myself at a loose end too.
However, could we come to some sort of other arrangement on the chocolate? I don’t like chocolate, it’s not my thing.
Perfume, holidays or diamonds. You choose!
Failing…

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@SimplySu wrote:

FAO Mr. R Trawler, esq.
…

Dear Ms Su

What an absolute pleasure it was to receive your letter.

You will undoubtedly have noted that respondents to my little appeal appeal, for the most part, appear to be performing a volte face and, reminiscent of someone recovering from a brief bout of amnesia, they are recalling that they…[Read more]

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

Whate made me smile today , was Mrs Teapots post on my ” Here we go again ” thread , dissapearing without trace :-k

have [swoooons] you [swooons] got [swooons] it [swooons] sorted [swoooooooooooons] now?

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

oh you are such a one

He was funny for a while scep but just not funny anymore…. well not to me anyway

I blame modern technology, Mrs T.

A few years ago he would have been playing with his train set in his bedroom and we’d be none the wiser. now he’s playing with he’s playing with his train set,…[Read more]

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Dear Trawler,

will i do ?

winks at jen

Dear Ms Velvet.

Many thanks for your photo-application.

You look quite the catch. Some may say that I would say that because my knowledge of ladies’ undergarments is perhaps too detailed, but I implore you to ignore the rumours.

Kind regards,

Rusty Trawler