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The Labour party urged him to jump because he was carrying concealed weapons (further investigation revealed that he had no weapons but was indeed a very very bad egg)
The Conservatives supported the Labour party as they thought the public were worried about bad eggs, until they realised the public were more worried about lies, damn lies n 45 minutes so they stated he had been made to jump from the frying pan into the fire and it was all Labours fault after all
The Lib Dems said he should have been left on the wall, it was his right to stay there and not our right to force him off (though they admitted under Health and Safety it was still very dangerous if he landed on a weapon he may or may not have)
The BNP said he was a bad egg but we shouldnt be wasting money urging him to jump, we should wait for someone else to do it…but now he had jumped, decided to give him a good kicking anyway (you have to crack some eggs to find the white inside)
The Amercians didnt care whether he fell or not as they had failed to push him off in 1991 even though the mess would have been much less. They now realise what a great feckin omlette has been made though n it will be many years before most can stomach it
N the rest of us sit bac n watch all of Humpty’s mates get really pished off with the way he has been treated simply for being an egg, the way all other eggs are tarred with the same shell n how its alright for others to crack eggs. And now we’re all walking on egg shells
What a feckin yolk
PMSL- this is so good, thank you for the funniest read so far this xmas Emma-
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@emmalush wrote:
Its EASY to slag supporters of the BNP, its political correctness yadda….
Yes, it is very very easy- thank you for reminding me
@emmalush wrote:
Remember this, you can vet the candidates that wana stand for your party till the cows come home, but you cannot control them 24/7. People of all walks of life, wake up, go to work and make mistakes, thats life.
Oh, so the “old gang” aren’t responsible for anything their MP’s, councillors etc do either? Wrong- you stand for a viewpoint- particularly one which is arrogant in its condemnation of corruption and lies of the old guard and then act in the same way, you are doubly tarred with sheer hypocrisy of a grand order
Like the BNP website Emma that only tells half the story, funny when the boots on the other foot :lol: – it’s called fighting back Emma n thats what many decent people, of all creeds, colours and races in this country are starting to do against the BNP- don’t like it do ya!
@geoff wrote:
The others came back either as themselves or under pseudonyms… void poll!
I must be naive :lol: :lol: or stoopid cos I can’t figure out who has come bac
I remember Tommy’s slide into paranoia and Mr Amphib’s spectacular implosion but the others just weren’t here one day n that was it
2 tickets for Kings of Leon @ Lincoln’s Engine shed (sold out in 25 mins)- for the missus’ xmas box
:D :D :D :D
Bout 2 weeks ago
Took 3 of the kids to see “Click”- it was a saturday afternoon n cinema was full- we sat on row in front of the back row. Behind us were about 8 girls about 14-15 years old. Before the fim started they were throwing popcorn n being fekking noisy (which is fine cos the film aint started). unfortunately for them, this carried on into the film. After about 15 mins of them arsing around, the final straw was a plastic bottle which flew past my ear so….and much to the chagrin of my kids…. I stood up in the middle of the full cinema and bellowed at these litle shytes
“if you don’t shut your f/uckin mouths I will rip your f/uckin heads off and n sh/it down your fu/ckin necks, now shut the f/uck up”
It worked too :lol:
@pats wrote:
@slayer wrote:
A/E should have been the last place you went to not the first.
The first port of call should have been your GP surgery which would have given you an Out of Hours number which would have enabled you to access a walk in centre (or maybe even a home visit!!).
NHSD are pretty worthless when it comes to anything other than routine, general stuff.
Sorry Mary but I agree with the A/E receptionist- it wasn’t an accident and it wasn’t an emergency- that doesnt mean it wasnt very painful or immobilising as clearly it was, there are just more appropriate pathways you could have gone down
actually ur wrong.a walk in centre or normal gp cannot draw fluid from the knee. it has to be done in A n E. my hubby had the same problem as mary…..and was told that when he had a flare up and his knee swelled he was to go straight to An E and have the fliud drained. he had an MIR and eventually had what the surgeon called *spurs*…..peices of bone growing at the back of his kneecap……….removed. he hasnt had a problem since the surgery.
Completely agree PATS but the Out of Hours Gp or walk in centre would have then referred Mary to A/E and she would have been treated as a referral rather than a self referrer.
I didnt say the system wasn’t bollo/x, i just said what the system was :lol: It full of bureaucracy and red tape which actually stops people getting treated.
@emmalush wrote:
You must allow me this amusement at your expense, its irresistable.
Its the least I can do, after all I’ve been in hysterics reading your posts for the last 6 months- biggest joke this side of the Thames barrier :lol: :lol: :lol:
02 December 2006
1 Birmingham
2 Preston
3 Cardiff
4 Derby
5 Southampton
6 Burnley
7 Stoke
8 West Brom
9 Wolverhampton
10 Colchester
11 Plymouth
12 Coventry
13 Sunderland
14 Sheff Wed
15 Norwich
16 Crystal Palace
17 Ipswich
18 Luton
19 QPR
20 Leicester
21 Barnsley
22 Leeds
23 Hull
24 SouthendLooks so sweet doesn’t it
glad thats sorted then
