Squeezy

Night Will xsxsxs

@Will Power wrote:

What about PC Plum on Balamory? You must believe him :lol:

Lol…..speaking of poofs….. :lol: :lol:

My son believes in him…he wants to be a policeman (if not – Darth Vader) :roll: :lol:

In my (humble) opinion TT, some people are far too sensitive.

Political correctness….Listen to it, nod in agreement…carry on as normal.

I feel it is an offense to my ‘human rights’ (always a winner!) for anyone to tell me what I can and can’t say. :lol:

Mind you – I do try not to offend anyone of ‘certain denominations’…but only cos…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

that’s very fascist, discriminative and politically incorrect :!: just call them hetrosexually challenged (or fudgers, you can pretend you meant you thought they packed fudge in a factory, and it won’t be too far off the truth!! :shock: )

Yeah yeah….say it like it is. :roll: :lol: :lol:

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@Will Power wrote:

Sorry Squeezy, I know the plural should be pooves. How silly of me! :lol:

Poofters, actually

Lol :wink:

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Ooohhhh…….. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Try saying that out loud in Scotland… lol :lol: :twisted: :lol:

Tinrib – Much more pleasant and amusing when he’s not had a bevvy :wink: good contributor to the boards 8) :lol:

Craig Hill the comedian (The poof in a kilt!) 8)

Went to see him at the Fringe – he was brilliant!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tsk :roll:

Lol – I admit I do tha myself sometimes – but only with really long threads. :D

@fletch wrote:

Question:

Would the above situation make you Angry? Like would you think of the guy as a jerk/selfish prat for never pursuing a full blown relationship? I understand there might be some disappointment, but would you refuse to be friends with him if he didn’t pursue a relationship with you?

Hmmm….sounds like a problem someone a…[Read more]

Wow – what an eventful day that would have been for the investigator!

The part that worries me most though is:

@Soulie wrote:

The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with
then loaded shotgun.

Hmmm…perfectly normal behaviour….NOT :shock: :shock: :o

If someone done that to me, I wouldn’t be married to him for long lol

@Tinrib wrote:

Scottish ladies, mmmmmmmm nice accent love u mwahh!!

At last – someone who appreciates us!! :wink: :lol: :D

@Soulie wrote:

would hate to meet a scottish chav

Me too – I try and stay away from them…… :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Have a guess what these words mean……..

(No Scots to anwer..that’s just cheating!) :wink:

Podger – willy
Bahookie – bazooka
Wallies – prats
an a’ – an ar*e
Tummeltinty – a small tunnel
Potless – without an inside toilet
Drookit – drumkit
Wean – win
Crabbit – sh*t
Stoorie – story
Eejit – idiot
Gies a swatch -…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Just go to scotland, doesn’t matter where you go :wink:

(i’m gonna get such a slap for that)

You’d better fecking believe it!!! [-X

:lol:

The answers:
@Squeezy wrote:

Podger – Sh@g
Bahookie – Bum / Backside
Wallies – False teeth :D
an a’ – as well
Tummeltinty – tumbled into / fell into
Potless – Skint
Drookit – Soaked
Wean – Child
Crabbit – Grumpy
Stoorie – Dusty
Eejit – Idiot
Gies a swatch – Give me a look….
Gonnae no dae that – Please don’t do that
8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

My turn to receive shyte today……

PRINCE FRANK THEMBA
PHONE:2************
JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA.

Dear,

I am PRINCE FRANK THEMBA, First and only son of late CHIEF DAN THEMBA
who
was murdered by the Zimbabwean veterans and irrate black people.Before
the
death of my father on the 1st of Oct 2003, he was a Properous Tobacco
and
Coffee…

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*Sneaks in*

I’m at my mum’s…but she’s busy doting on the kiddies, so I’m keeping myself occupied…. :roll: :D

Right, I’m offski.

Got to see a physiotherapist this afternoon :roll: then visit my mum, then going to a show at the Fringe Festival tonight. 8)

Tc you lot – see you later :wink:

xsxsxsx