SusieQ

@Tatler wrote:

Keep a nutcracker handy

always :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@minim wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

Always keep one hand in front of you pushing forward, and the other behind you . . covering your a rse at all times!

you mean.. walk like an egyptian?

Now I have that song going around in my head! :twisted: :lol:

you n me both !

@Tatler wrote:

His wrist to an ankle

long cuffs !!

@jen_jen wrote:

depends…are you handcuffing him to himself or to your bed?

ooohh never thought of that !!! :wink: :lol:

. . . handcuff a one armed guy ?

@jen_jen wrote:

Oh, forgot to mention the dancefloor

* plonks down her handbag, kicks off her shoes and starts to strut her funky stuff *

joins jen on the dance floor

@thin ice wrote:

@eve wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

What….shove it all in your mouth in one go….sideways? :shock: :lol:

I know a few ppl with mouths that could do that :D

like that oh yes eat it like…

[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

Still giggling….how do you stop a fit of the giggles?

there’s a thread for ‘how do you’ :lol:

and I don’t think you can . . .

@jen_jen wrote:

Cut it into bite size pieces with a knife…but be sure to smile as you’re doing it :wink: :lol:

*sharpens knife :lol:

@tinks wrote:

:lol:

=D>

I’ve sat here and read all 39 pages ……..that thread really does sum up why I use JC…….Absolutely Brill !!!

I haven’t been here that long but read it all too, fantastic, wish I had been here then !!

@jen_jen wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

To avoid dust collecting on sandwich containers or other small kitchen items, simply cover them with shower caps.

How do you avoid the dust gathering on the shower caps?

tut you spray them with anti dust spray of course !!!!

@thin ice wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

To get real enjoyment out of a garden, put on a straw hat, dress in old cloths , hold a trowel in one hand , a cool drink in the other , and tell the man where to dig ..

if you want to be happy for 2 hours get drunk
if you want to be happy for 2 years get married
if you want to be happy for ever get a garden

that’s…[Read more]

yes please :lol:

shoes !!!

Jades

We were too poor for toys. . . I remember my best friend getting a yoyo . . I couldn’t even afford a yo . . . .

@anc wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@anc wrote:

ooooooooo it gotta be Andrex!!! :lol:

soft strong and very very long !!

Oh yeah! ‘very very very’ longggggg pmsl :lol:

schlong ??? :wink:

@anc wrote:

ooooooooo it gotta be Andrex!!! :lol:

soft strong and very very long !!

@anc wrote:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehe mwa mwa xxx

toilet’s that way ~~~~~> :lol:

Online !!!!

@eve wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

30minsisallyouget ??? fgs

Betterthannowt :D

wellthatalldepends :wink: