SusieQ

30minsisallyouget ??? fgs

Indeed

Headache ? Then do as it says on the paracetamol packet . . . take two and keep away from children :D

TATTOO:

Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

BABY-SITTER:

A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers. :lol:

DIVORCE :

Postgraduate in School of Love.

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Friends are those rare people that ask how you are…………. then wait for an answer

real friends already know

peace :D

@Reason wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

yes !!!

Thorn – Horns – Horny – Scorn – Acorn !!!!

anyways. . . Afore

Ya missed corny out :? :wink:

was just testing to see who was paying attention :lol:

In case I forget to tell you later . . I had a great time tonight

Pretty Woman

tut pete you just done a will :roll:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Suggest he sucks on a smartie Jen :wink:

Mr V is rarely ill but it does always seem like a competition……

ie:
Me: I’m sooo tired
Him: I’m more tired

Me:I barely slept last night
Him: I didn’t sleep at all

Me: My back hurts
Him: Mine’s killing me

Me: I’m hungry
Him: I’m starving

Me: I don’t fancy work today
Him: Don’t…

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@peggy wrote:

bugger ive been using the pink ! :oops:

shy te me too :lol:

When you find yourself in one of lifes little pot holes . . stop digging, you’ve made a big enough mess already !

Frustration:

A one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

Always keep one hand in front of you pushing forward, and the other behind you . . covering your a rse at all times!

True wealth is found in your heart and soul, not your bank account

@Killer_Queen wrote:

if you want a 69 the chineese is across the road :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

reading this thread :D

work