The Observer

@Gyps wrote:

What a frickin bizarre thread!!!

I like anything i can flop onto, im a slug at heart!!! 8)

So I have noticed! I often follow your trail. :wink:

Hello Crazy Chick, nice to see you back on the boards.

What’s a PM? :lol: :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

have fun BB….. lol who’s Tarzan btw,…. don’t say TT or Soulie or ill wet me pants lol

Too much info :twisted:

I don’t want to say too much but Aaaaahhhhaawwaaahhhawwwwaaahhhaawahhh Me Tarzan, you Mary Jane!

Iran have let me down so far, so GO IRAN tomorrow!!!! Plus I have Holland taking on Argentina…….who knows??? :? :D [-o<

Ooooooooooooooooooooo!

@Gyps wrote:

Oh how I would love to get married in a crypt! 8)

As long as it hasn’t been visited by the notorious Crypt Creeper. You know what he does!

Welcome to Justchat.

Can I just forewarn you, that a certain member (Gyps) may be after any flying fannies you may be able to get your hands on. Especially if they are going for a song!

“Seldom we find,” says Solomon Don Dunce,
“Half an idea in the profoundest sonnet.
Through all the flimsy things we see at once
As easily as through a Naples bonnet-
Trash of all trash!–how can a lady don it?
Yet heavier far than your Petrarchan stuff-
Owl-downy nonsense that the faintest puff
Twirls into trunk-paper the while you con it.”
And, v…[Read more]

Lo! ’tis a gala night
Within the lonesome latter years!
An angel throng, bewinged, bedight
In veils, and drowned in tears,
Sit in a theatre, to see
A play of hopes and fears,
While the orchestra breathes fitfully
The music of the spheres.
Mimes, in the form of God on high,
Mutter and mumble low,
And hither and thither fly-
Mere puppets they, who…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Hello Mrs Gyps,
for some strange reason, I feel a calming influence whenever I communicate with you. :wink:

It’s because of all those flying fannies Owen – Gyps has a real issue with them at the moment and isn’t prepared to give any away (as in ”I don’t give a …….).

:lol:

You mean she is a collector of…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

:D I’ve always harboured the suspicion he hums, though.

Nice variation on a theme there Pikey!

I can understand you being in love with him Gyps, he is a perfect 10 (so he says!)

From what I’ve read of his posts, I think he’s not fussed!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

I thought about bakewell, but when you live in it, you don’t tend to want to stay in it to get away

Maybe you should try a Bakewell tart ???

I’ve done the ‘Bakewell tart’ joke, do keep up!

(that was said without malice or intent)

@Gyps wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Good for you, I am in full thrust! 8)

Good for me, I have a full bust! 8)

Is this a rhyming game or what?

Lust, thrust, bust!

Me, I am totally nonplussed :?

Mary used to know fuck nothing, now she seems to know fuck all. :twisted:

I have heard that in some advanced civilised societies (e.g. Scotland) that the women can actually suckle their young and still have two hands free to type shyte on message boards. Is God forward thinking or what?

As for a British anthem then I can think of no better than:

The British Grenadier

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules,
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these,
But of all the world’s great heroes,
There’s none that can compare,
With a tow, row row row , row row row,
To the British Grenadiers.

None of these ancient her…[Read more]

Who double posted? :lol:

They are all tarts in Bakewell, so I would stay well away. If I were you I would dress up for the night (best bib and tucker) and come on here as a sophisticated gent. You are bound to impress the girls….well it works for Pikey!