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There once a chatter called Mister Q

PML was all he could do

Post after post of absolute drivel

Inane posts, quotes, and riddles

LMAO, RAFT, LOL. Woohoo!

There once was a chatter called Sceptical Guy

His post count is really quite high

His posts are long and often wordy

They come across as pretty nerdy

And sometimes, even, quite witty.

There once was a chatter called Thin

Ironic really as he wasnt slim

A ladies man with all the patter

For him a pulse is all that matters

As he seduces us all with a cheeky grin.

There once was a chatter called Dan

Who was mocked for his “tiny hands”

The end to this story is really quite sad

He couldnt pull the trigger with his little fingers

And the peacock drove him mad.

There once was a chatter called Morg

Who dreamt he was a lord

In finery he slept

When he awoke he wept

Even the duck was bored!

There once was a chatter called Mizzy

Who had us all in a tizzy

With her many names

And endless games

She made us all quite dizzy.

Based on the findings of this report.

I think it assumes a no-deal Brexit in it’s analysis, but I dont remember exactly.

International law does not apply in real life, there are no consequences for breaking them.

The UK is arguable the second most powerful country in the world, and has a permanent seat on the UN security council. Nobody will question this decision, it has been made hundreds of times before by the UK.

Islam

Know what?

Youre right 

I genuinely care you know, its just got to a point where i think enough is enough.

I have been, in the past, a complete mess (as you know) and yeah, ive made some really bad mistakes, ones that have hurt people. I cant change that but i can and have learnt from them.

Fgs! I am not “stealing” anybody.

Not the best looking woman? Proving im attractive? Im fully aware of my good points.

You say im not attractive but then say im attractice, sexy and clever!

Anyway jamie, i have no quarrel with you.

I have always chatted to who i wish as you have.

Youve had your share of abuse, rumours and being slandered (or…[Read more]

UK law does not require that someone holds dual nationality to be denaturalised.

This is a UN directive, which the British government seems to have decided that it doesn’t care about.

I don’t like that denaturalisation is an executive power of the Home Secretary, this was a change that Blair made. However, Savid Javid’s decision is legal,…[Read more]