toybulldog

debt shouldn’t ever kill ya, but them bailiffs can’t half pack a punch…………..

this is the sauciest thread I ever did see

shut it rott, all you ever do is suck up to her

and that’s my job (swoons for a bit)

i love shazza but haven’t got a feckin clue wots she’s on about

bunk off school
ignore it’s nonsensities
go to a library
read even more
work on a building site

that way he’ll have muscles, a character, and women

There are too many variables for a cut-and-dried answer. Although on the surface it would appear to be a bad thing, all really depends on who, what, how, why, where and when.

We can only live and then learn.

Ultimately each one of us is responsible for everything we say and do, and so it hardly matters does it ? If we throw words out like stones…[Read more]

Reported Missing

Can you give me a precise description ?
Said the policeman. Her lips, I told him,
Were soft. Could you give me, he said, pencil
Raised, a metaphor ? Soft as an open mouth,
I said. Were there any noticeable
Peculiarities ? he asked. Her hair hung
Heavily, I said. Any particular
Colour ? he said. I told him I could recall
Little…[Read more]

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

BBC News say his spokesperson has said yes he has cancer but denies he has weeks to live.

yeah remind me never to buy the National Enquirer, or any rag that uses scare tactics to increase circulation instead of professionally sourcing a story.

Reminds me of the Marchioness ferry disaster, and the numbers of dead immediately…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Was a great game to watch *says though gritted teeth * lol

Was defo the old ar senal i liked to watch play great passing fantastic control

Even some Spurs fans said that today. I think for any neutral it was an awesome match. M mate went over there, he follows them everywhere (must be rich lol), and he said…

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-wherever I lay my hat………….that’s my hatstand

-don’t plant your dahlias in the autumn

-you can take the lad out of highbury, but you’ll never take highbury out of the lad

-life is 10% inspiration, 60% perspiration, and 45% pure mathematical ability

-the more intelligent the thread, the more assinely I will post

-apparently there’s…[Read more]

Emily Writes Such a Good Letter

Mabel was married last week
So now only Tom left

The doctor didn’t like Arthur’s cough
I have been in bed since Easter

A touch of the old trouble

I am downstairs today
As I write this
I can hear Arthur roaming overhead

He loves to roam
Thank heavens he has plenty of space to roam in

We have seven bedrooms
And…[Read more]

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The Locust

What is a locust ?
Its head, a grain of corn; its neck, the hinge of a knife;
Its horns, a bit of thread; its chest is smooth and burnished;
Its body is like a knife-handle;
Its hock, a saw; its spittle, ink;
Its underwings, clothing for the dead.
On the ground – it is laying eggs;
In flight – it is like the clouds.
Approaching the…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

suppose i should have a baff ! im covered in curry with cooking while under the influence !

i smell like a Bengali Balti !

thats actually quite attractive! :lol:

sure does it for me………….can I call you janey as well ?

I made mine go to work and do all the shopping from the age of seven, and I’ve been fairly safe on my own.

Rock is Dead

– long live paper and scissors

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sunshine1 wrote:

hiya i am new to jc asl everyone :) :wink:

hi janey

Give her a ring…. go on, you know you wanna :wink:

yes I could ring her and discuss irony.

wouldn’t use up too much credit then………….

@R.O.T.T wrote:

this post highlights the duplicity of JC
it would never be allowed to say how to get rid of a muslim
the jehovahs are clearly lower caste

wot a stupid point

i met a girl, she said her name was florry (from the florists).

it could never be……. love is never having to say you’re florry

ok shaz enoughs enough change that pic pls
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