toybulldog

The new bird bath has disappeared, along with the feeder and birdseed. She keeps looking at me suspiciously, as if she’s got secret information that I’m involved with secret criminal organisations in stolen bird baths, and will carry on with the wonky-eye treatment until I come clean. Which is a bit mad since I paid for the bloody contraption in…[Read more]

Jupiter is interesting tix.

It’s gravitational force is massive. A person weighing 12 stone on earth would weigh 30 there. In fact, if you could see Jupiter’s gravitational field it would appear in the sky as large as the sun .

@panda12 wrote:

Still, I don’t expect anything better from you or from any of the “admin” in this place.

someone like you only sees what they want to see, and will always be quite convinced that what you post will somehow make this world a better place.

You have many lessons to learn, not only about reading between lines but also how to react.…[Read more]

ok I get it

ya tits are on another thread . . . . . . .

@Cherriepie wrote:

:lol:

I’d forgotten about you and now discern a smell ?

………ah yes.

The engendered Aspergers son of China, soon banned, who’d take people to task about their spelling yet who couldn’t quite get his/her words right when making threads.

Yes, the Nut Job.

@will wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

wotchas

Fookin good thread btw, keep at it the potential shown so far is amazing.
Reminds me of my first shiv in strangeways.

It’s not often you get to meet a Hindu Deity while the warders are looking elsewhere.

Happy days

type something we understand… or at least i understand.

:D

sorry Will, I wasn’t…[Read more]

. . . . . . . . while I’m watching the match ( !!! )

The washing machine door didn’t open after the wash. We discussed this calamitous event and I advised waiting for a bit with my wise face on which always temporarily convinces. She goes out and calls me later, while I’m watching the match, ( !!! ) – will underline that bit later . . . . . . saying ‘will I hang it out on the radiators ? ‘ . . .…[Read more]

I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang

x

wotchas

Fookin good thread btw, keep at it the potential shown so far is amazing.
Reminds me of my first shiv in strangeways.

It’s not often you get to meet a Hindu Deity while the warders are looking elsewhere.

Happy days

@rubyred wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAD them both,, one rainy night In feathers caravan park in Whitly Bay !

Well that’s just plain greedy!

oh no sorry it was frank and eck I had.. got consused in my own lust there!

I did the same and then found out it was only the Chuckle Brothers.
And I never even smiled once before or after !
Nope I…[Read more]

I’d take my unconnected laptop and stare at the dark screen wistfully, wondering if ‘Cesc’ and ‘Barcelona’ could ever be mentioned in different sentences.

Then I’d shag Dec.

(or Ant I get confused easily. Any way whichever one it is …he’s a dream xx )

revivalists

@prettypink wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

@genie_in_a_butthole wrote:

According to their stats page they are averaging 148 posts a day, which is about 125 a day more than here.

Great! If anyone reads them of course :lol:

i do!!!! [-X

lol well that killed half hour :lol:

it took you 30 minutes ?

plus the time to type out and…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

staff at the Trust still had high hopes for him joining their flying demonstration team.

damn that’s all I ever wanted.
to be just a tiny cog in the world-famous Tawny Owl demofingy team.

Damn it all

X
gareth

Toy, a tawny owl, has ‘forgotten’ how to be a bird after being hand reared since he was only a few weeks old.

Now experts are trying to encourage him to find his wings.

Ashley Smith, chief executive of the Hawk Conservancy Trust said: “It’s extremely rare but he’s simply scared of heights.

“He’s been in captivity for as long as he can remember…[Read more]

More fascinating, pointless diversions from the issue at hand.
If any of you can balance on a bar of chocolate (5 letters beginning with T)……………….then please stay on topic.

I want to hear from those balancing on top of Beachy Head on a stormy night with a ghetto-blaster in one hand and some rude gesticulation towards Poisedon on the…[Read more]

she knows

by Junior Byles

We came the long way
And I thought you knew
It was the long way
My darling I thought you knew
We came the long way
So don’t break my heart yeah
Don-cha
We been through the desert
Where no water flows
We’ve walked streets and highways
Where kung fu is afraid to go
It was the long way
So don-cha
Don-cha
I’m not gonna…[Read more]

think that’s the raison d’etre

If you don’t fancy it then prepare to accept straw from matron in the care home.
That’s what it all boils down to

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Nope, only when you arrive . . . . .