toybulldog

aye………….sweet memories Mariah.
:D

god that Poet was a useless Kapitan though. I had to squeeze my own orange!
But enough about my love life . . . . . . . . . .

(it’s been a little sunlit dwelling of fun tonight . . . . . . . these are the days we type in huh ?)

But please folks, back to the Thread ?
The arbiter and his bruvs used to…[Read more]

You’ve got to hand it to the Esmes, the Argies, the Chessys, the Sargies, the Rosepetals, the Mr Pats, the Shuggs and the Caths and the Rubys who have declared it loud and strong on air.
All over the fookin Wirral . . . . . . . . 8)

Hell even I managed to win a JC radio quiz………and then compare to the anonymous knockers on this…[Read more]

Mims, it’s official. . . . . . . . . you’re Boring,

yet have a talent which should be nourished above really important stuff, like Top 10 losing lottery slips or the Ugandan Space Programme.

I’ve never denied that and it’s always been more down to admiration than envy. Why not post more of it ? You’ve seen as well as I have the current crap that…[Read more]

Oh look.

Noddy’s appeared to essay one of his desperate attempts to stay remotely on topic. This should be fun.

The cretin who continually attemps death-defying Posts eighteen inches above a safety net secured to a bouncy castle. . . . . . .

go on Tel……………….roll dem eyes :D

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well , I just watched it again and it’s a bloody cool video, with music, and enough uninterrupted filming over very precipitous drops into a Mediterranean gorge to make a person feel like life is somehow worth living. ( The real subtext of this thread despite one sacked chat guide’s barbs and ‘sudden’ freak-out).

:D

I feel sorry for you Mims.…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

well-formulated responses would do this thread no harm at all.

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god this manflu’s bad . . . . . . . . . .

@rubyred wrote:

i like this no online pals saga..
at least real pals know the score.

It’s a soon-ended life rubes.

We ain’t really here for long when the long n’ the short of it is considered. This whole internet mullarkey will soon be replaced by summat else I guess. What a short existence it all is.
And how much more fake could that mimsey…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

it looks like fun, when are you going?

:D/

yeah Happy One ya skanky beetch.

I miss you too choccy
xx

nope

fanks fa sharing n all that

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A couple of well-formulated responses would do this thread no harm at all.

Why exactly should the organ in question need to wear diamonds ? Is it really a flower, flower ? One would have thought that any sensible mature woman would be above anthropomorphisising her genitalia, unless she secretly wished to act like the crassest of blokes who would…[Read more]

Reminds me of this which was instrumental in bringing about Emergency Exits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Hall_disaster

@toybulldog wrote:

Iggy Pop,
Bristol Locarno Feb 1979

I got arrested, into fights, very drunk and actually pulled (I’m still speechless at that last bit). Although not in that particular order. All I owned at the time was a lump of shoplifted cheese with my initials carved on it.

Completely agree with the police sgt who punched a far-from-home…[Read more]

rose ya beautiful,

but getting involved too much in others business could detract from your beauty.

x

Ah we’re drinking and we’re dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she’s the Angel of Compassion
she’s rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their…[Read more]

Just Do It

I believe the above is a well-known advertising catchphrase coined by Nike in a previous century. It probably applies to a poor soul unjustly sacked from some Philippino footwear sweatshop, with a family to feed, but without any decent severance package. Who then got kicked by security guards and then beaten up by the local police…[Read more]

The moment when they changed from a brilliant rock n’roll tribute band to something altogether different and rather wonderful.

Some blame Leary and LSD, but instead, I look rather sternly in the direction of significant planetary movements that occured in the mid-sixties and the effect on two remarkable and competitive individuals.

Tomorrow…[Read more]

Rudely interrupt the person.
Tell them about that religious cult you’ve just joined, and start listing abortion clinics you’ve recently firebombed. Mention words like ‘chosen’ and ‘rapture’ rather a lot. Say that you’re coming round right now and that you HAVE LEAFLETS.
Hell, it worked for me with the conservatory salesman.

The alternative is to…[Read more]

@genie_in_a_butthole wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Fantastic thread this.

Quality throughout from ace posters, and that pats really brought a tear to my decrepit eyes.
She’s still a complete bit.ch of course. 8)

Mine was met while we were both in other relationships. The connection was apparent but no one in my or her world does the dirty on a…

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