toybulldog

Together we’ll stand
Divided we’ll fall
Come on now people
Let’s get on the ball
And work together
Come on, come on
Let’s work together
(Now now people)
Because together we will stand
Every boy, every girl and man
People, when things go wrong
As they sometimes will
And the road you travel
It stays all uphill
Let’s work together
Come on, come…[Read more]

@prettypink wrote:

Toy! Im gonna kill ya!!! :evil:

y e a h………………….

r i g h t . . . . . . . . . . . . .

:D/

If you think professionals are expensive,
wait till you see how much amateurs cost.

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Bernard Bresslaw carrying on

Sargeant Cryer of The Bill arresting

Kevin Costner with wolves a-dancing

Ronnie O’Sullivan snookering

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The percentage of useless fookwits has definitely increased. We always had them but now there’s just more of the Living Dead stumbling into jobcentres.

I blame the EU, modern parenting, the last Labour government and Simon Cowell.

In reverse order.

I see what you’re saying panda but in truth . . . .

Today’s kids are Thick to the Power of 10, and I don’t even blame them for that. As if they’d even understand . . . . . . . .

Forget about the commercial realities that pay their wages – they’re still complaining that mum hasn’t arrived to pick them up at the end of the shift. You’ll find that…[Read more]

Reading this thread gave me the most amazing flashback.

A few years ago when I was melting the essential chemicals in Diamond White with grains of Morrisons’ own-brand self-raising flour, I unfortunately became something of an entertainer in the chill-out room at a trance club. Mainly through my impressive juggling skills.

When I very slowly…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

Well Man City, for all their millions spent, did well today, didn’t they?

Took and englishman to keep them in the game!

Harry Redknapp said last week he feared not being able to compete because of City’s huge spending power.

Don’t fear Harry, it’s not how much money you have, it’s whether you can make your individuals into a team…

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soon Tins x

I’m so tired of playing,
Playing with this bow and arrow,
Gonna give my heart away,
Leave it to the other girls to play.
For I’ve been a temptress too long,
Oh yeah
Give me a reason to love you,
Give me a reason to be a woman,
I just want to be a woman
From this time unchained,
We’re all looking at a different picture,
Through this new frame of…[Read more]

this has been posted before suze.
x

Still funny though. Not as funny as saying that your beloved canine is missing it’s nose. That’s all-time funny and was once translated into German by Monty Python.

where’s pete ?
I see one spammer continues to post to himself but is siggy boy still doing ok ?

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I’ve seen one or two decent posts in my time, but that last link was well sick.

Outstanding in respect of the work involved, and the intelligence and humour. The Cross of Iron reference dislodged me from my seat.
Definitely comparable to the consistent standard of that gay Pepper geezer whom I must also applaud.

Yes, easily googled but some of the words are different
:D

Hopefully that was the original,
in which case well played ‘DejaMorgana’.

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N o o o o o o o o !!!!!!
:twisted:

Not only did I NOT write it but NEITHER am I twenty-three years old. And now need to find where it came from.

Life can often be easier when you’re not drunk, although at least I managed to recognise an excellently written piece.

:D

Adults can share cross-site pollination, and there must be four or five such chat sites mentioned in this link.
I’m not sure about those other than adult . . . . . . .

some excellent work by monkey

:D

I’d like to find you in the shower
And chase the soap for half an hour

O:)

Freedom is not having to post my life history on the internet. We’re so not free in this land at this time.
Freedom is a word like many others. Like flotsam, or haberdashery.

There is a relative degree of liberation that we can all aspire to.

@eve wrote:

Well now, u gotta give credit where its due. When i tell someone to f u c k off i tel them to f u c k off! :D

Really ?

I invite them to buttered scones and then wait for the interminable realisation that God made ‘icy silences’ for a reason.

shut it you dundee slag. Marilyn built a whole career on that very same mole until the Kennedys got involved.

There’s nothing wrong with being thick panda.

It’s very kind of you to share your particular brand of denseness but then none of us are as clever as we would wish to appear. I say not only should you accept your level of general nincompooposity, but to go one step further and utterly embrace it, then find an agent and have some tawdry book…[Read more]