toybulldog

She sits in the tawny vapour
That the Thames-side lanes have uprolled,
Behind whose webby fold on fold
Like a waning taper
The street-lamp glimmers cold.

A messenger’s knock cracks smartly,
Flashed news is in her hand
Of meaning it dazes to understand
Though shaped so shortly:
‘He – has fallen – in the far South land. . . ‘

‘Tis the morrow; the…[Read more]

@talon wrote:

Why does anybody support, or want to support, Arsenal FC??
I just don’t get that!

Actually the first game I ever saw was Spurs playing at home. There I was, climbing over the wall,but this policeman saw me……….”Get back in there !! “, he shouted.

But nothing was going to make me do that, and I’d already been sick twice that…[Read more]

UK PILOT FEEM TOON

Lets….Go…Fly A Kite !
He posts the biggest Shyte !
Now he’s gonna Fight !
But he’s so Boring………
Up in the JC-sphere !
Rejected by every Dear !
Let’s all go…..Fly A Kite

@the big hill wrote:

i aint been in for over a week now and still cant

Is this why you’re upsetting the very gentle souls who live on the boards ? Shame on you tinky-winky-hill, at least you’re being better behaved now.

Well if you can’t use the rooms then I consider that to be GREAT news.

Going In Now

ok I’ve voted No

I quite like the koont.

In fact we all do in my far-off kazakhstani peasant village, and so have elected him bestest male prostitute in all Chatland !!

L O L !!

now this is 50’s room on an average saturday night…..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JU40qL7yaFI&feature=related

wheelie bins ya say ? oh why oh feckity why do I always miss the good nights.

Once again, this is how 50’s really is……and that sunny just can’t handle it……

(takes pete to side for a quiet word)

lol that was awful

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

love Marley but except u all posted his great tunes…

absolutely not Mary !

the Wailers back catalogue has hardly been touched, and I’m amazed that nobody has gone for this one yet. Originally written for Johnny Nash but here’s the skipper on his first UK television appearance……..Whistle Test circa 73.

the wonderful…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Is dub allowable if we invoke the Pink Ting Soda rule variation?

only if it’s grapefruit based, and you down a lot of it. In fact I’m sure someone’s already tried linking some King Tubby……..probably one of those mad fools who eats mucho bananas.

meanwhiles

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kq8U6_m-BA

Mr Sun – by Don Carlos

yeah Di, I remember the awful stick Morrissey took for writing ‘Suffer Little Children’, with the tabloids fanning the flames and forever publishing that god-awful blonde mugshot of Hindley.

A very sensitive and moving song, performed by one who was a child living in the same area, and at the same time as those poor kids.

copied + pasted from a deleted thread ?

@the big hill wrote:

if u must know, everybody thinks ur an old slag, or at least thats what they call u when ur not around.

hill you can be a damn fool sometimes.

Rubes is just playing with you and you’re well out of your depth. Trust me on this. She’s dealt with far more imaginative insults than you…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

I fondly remember my first memory

However I cannot remember my first fondle.

Anyway, I was a very confused foetus with issues, I had to fight off the documentary makers on a daily basis while applying for free housing on the basis of sexual discrimination and severe flooding at my temporary accomodation. The welcome appearance…[Read more]

lol gonna use that one

yeah is true look what happened to me

I was 27 before I found out you were supposed to say Hi to people and not just grunt and knaw their shin bones……………..

well I think it fits

I fondly remember my first memory……………………….

lol – I just get it all over my hands and then back in the car, light a cigarette and start clapping madly at my own stupidity.

‘scuse me………but serious post…..

Isn’t the whole BB formula a bit tired now ? Whenever it gets really interesting they just cut the live feed and bring in security guards to separate the housemates. None of you see it apart from the edited highlights that Channel 4 decide you deserve the following night; after Davina has of course made…[Read more]

damn, no more crawling for me with my pocketful of euros. So glad you timed that with the fortuitous approach of that lorry. You spoil me, you really do. And that’s why I’m so nice in return . . . . .