Velvet 1

Why is it when someone opens a statement with “I’m not being funny but ” They flippin well are !!!!! :roll:

Brush

Using the tools available to you does not always give you the answers you want to hear… googled something this morning… and well, I wish i hadn’t

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Oiling my baby in preperation for our imminent trek….and the sun is shining 8)

lube? tmi :wink:

It’s bugga to get out of curtains is that stiff :?

Ummmm…..stiff?

Think i meant stuff… makes note: Preview before submit :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Oiling my baby in preperation for our imminent trek….and the sun is shining 8)

lube? tmi :wink:

It’s bugga to get out of curtains is that stiff :?

Swallow your pride occasionally…………… it’s not fattening

@SusieQ wrote:

back on thread . . again :roll:

AMNESIA:

A condition that enables a woman who has gone through childbirth to have sex again

PML Susie I wish i had a pic of my face when the midwife sat on my bed hours after giving birth and asked what contraceptive I was planning to use !!!!! For one of the few times in my life I was…[Read more]

You and your family are in my thoughts… Take Care of yourself x

Racked

Every survival kit should include a sense of humour

Brave

@jen_jen wrote:

Ahem…leave my cup size out of this :lol:

I was talking metaphorical cups….. there’s always someone to lower the tone

(stares at smartie and smiles)

@jen_jen wrote:

My burglar alarm installer offering to make me a coffee…didn’t think workmen knew how :lol:

awww Jen your cup runneth over… you deserve it xxxxxxx

c r a p

@kent f OBE wrote:

No…I don’t like them :lol:

I do… you just don’t get many in a bag… probably best as i’d eat them all day and talk even more rubbish :?

(Is this possible??? ……….Ed)

@Pete wrote:

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow

If at first you dont succeed ….give up

A friend in need is a f*cking nuisance

Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie

He who laughs last got the joke late

As one door shuts another one closes

You eat em… then you talk random :roll:

Leaving for doctors in next 5 minutes…. gonna get some JC allergy tablets while im there

Speak the truth

But leave immediately after