Velvet 1

you pair of narnas … do you just sit chomping on bags of randoms ? :?

@Pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

sulking… can you get pills to cure sulking i wonder

Ok so now i’m predictable [-(

I better take quite a few

Frankly i’m not HP

nylon

sulking… can you get pills to cure sulking i wonder

The insensitivity and indifference some people show

If you want to forget all your troubles…………. wear tight shoes

@kent f OBE wrote:

Dirty old men who talk to my boobs! I am wearing a crew neck top ..you can hardly see my neck let alone any clevage! And they are not even that big! :twisted:

Why do you men do it? :lol:

On more than one occasion i have said something like ” do i have something on my shirt?” Once i even put my finger on someones chin and…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

need to take Valentines cards off now and put Mothers Days ones out….too much effort required :?

More commercial nonsense that Mr Velvet and the Velvet juniors won’t be participating in, I however will be expected to purchase gifts and cards for both mothers and provide them with lunch on said day ….. maybe i should put…[Read more]

Cos men don’t need to be in love to have sex…. whereas most women kind of do.. well sort of… ish… its all to do with hormones and genitalia… and wtf do i know i’m a woman

@tweety wrote:

What’s love? Oh right.. it’s not having s e x then..

Only for men Tweety !!! (or so im told)

@jen_jen wrote:

Tut I’m paying for all-the-time broadband and getting intermittent broadband :roll:

Still, seems to be back now…just like me! :D

Welcome back oh Great Smartie :D

@Pete wrote:

Cause i prefer tea :P

It’s was a metaphorical drink me thinks… but hey what do i know

Men !!!! you’re all soooo contrary :?

@jen_jen wrote:

A Stevie Wonder call :D

oh….and having broadband back at the shop!

Welcome back Jen….. hope you’re all settled in and sorted :D

@Pete wrote:

So no tea then ? :?

No Pete… tut men… why do you all have to be so awkward

@Pete wrote:

Now i’m smiling you nut

This maybe more appropriate

@Pete wrote:

I can’t tell if it looks happy or not :?

@Pete wrote:

only when they’re in shit

I thought that was just a myth….. but then i’m not too knowledgable about pigs

There’s always one :?

I quite like the principle of the jar….. putting into into practise is however not always as simple