WooHoo

I was going to say that!! :P

That’s not all – she can talk through it too.. :-$

He told me a lot – learned a lot from him..

I remember one thing he said.. Regarding the a la vag ina When you first see it (You want to eat it)..

After ten years or so,..

You fu c king wish you had of done!! :shock:

And that was Daddy’s advice.. You can kind of guess why i didn’t take his other advice!!

Massseeeeevvvveeeeeee :lol: (I tried saying it in Gangsta style)

Nope – *shakes moobs* :D/

Oh No – please don’t, all these chinese names are making me hungry.. :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

energised :P

Give me some of what she’s having ^^^

Small..

Me too – wrote it myself, now i’m going to read it..

Hope he don’t die hope he survives – he went through so much lol..

pint.. You thought i’d say something rude didn’t ya? :lol:

I’ve a female voice – she won’t let me rest lol..

You want a co ck fight? Nah – i’ve seen the size of female imitation ones, they look quite powerful – i’ll have to admit defeat right here and now!! :lol:

Now you’re just being silly lol.. They do have animal sports though.. Last week i went to my very first co ck fight in somerset..

I’ll let you guess the punchline.. :lol:

Mistresses..

Because i defeated them.. The voices told me i could..

Yes – it means even tortoises can win at things..

The men in white coats reached for me..

You see – there’s a moral to the story lol..

pupils

Yes – and even though you’re happy for the tortoise, part of you wants to shout to the hare; ‘wake up, he’s winning’.. :lol: