WooHoo

What makes me laugh is the fact that Jesus won’t show himself to his believers, people in church, praying, why doesn’t he repay their faith and belief by manifesting right before them? He’s a bit of a joker me thinks.

LMAO! Nice One Pikey.. :lol:

Looking at this and thinking..

It’s pretty lame for an Audi..

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Pete wrote:

NHS is NOT for listening to nurses talk dirty WooHoo [-X

that was funny :lol:

Is it normal to masturbate to the sound of the speaking clock?

I hope I don’t have any weird dreams tonight! T’iz really pi s sing me off!!

I feel absolutely F****D!! Howcome when i take vitamins they have the opposite effect?

When I drink Red-Bull, it has the opposite effect!! WTF AM I? :lol:

PML – Pete!! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I really really really really really need a break!! :-({|=

I’m physically and mentally exhausted!!

Note the 4 bar, never say i don’t care

Thankyou Pete – two fingers would have done, but i’ll accept four!! (I’d get good money for saying that on a Chat-Line).. :lol:

I really really really really really need a break!! :-({|=

I’m physically and mentally exhausted!!

But that doesn’t matter to you though Jen, does it?
At the end of the day, you take the takings to the bank – and the bank can change them! Better than you losing the trade?

Nothing has made me smile, been an unusual day, and I still feel groggy! :?

D’ya know, i’ve not seen a good looking ice – cream van lady.. I’ve only ever known one lady to do it around here, and she was getting on a bit.

Idiots!

@anc wrote:

You two are making me want to spew, you hate each other’s guts, yet in here are bantering like you like each other?! ffs at least I am real!

:D

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

Going to be hard for those men out on their first date..

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LMAO – worth a try though.. :lol:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

LOL Sarah – Do you have credit going missing from your mobile account!! HaHa.. :lol:

Credit ?? :shock:

Good god man classy girls have contract phones not PAYT. :roll: :lol:

Oops lol.. I’m sorry Sarah!! :lol: Mwahhh

Rest!

@GAZLAN wrote:

WoW…..that gawjuss chick was there today :P 8)

That was me on my way to my Tranvestite convention.. :shock:

Tiredness!