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  • #49135

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    just had my hair done feel a million times better now :lol:

    Did I mess it up a bit too much?.. :lol:

    #49133

    Site after site after site – Mis-Directing.. If this was a Footpath, i’d be fu c ked! :?

    #144500

    @will wrote:

    be careful cus he likes bein the b1tch :lol: :shock: :shock:

    But I wanna be da B1tch! :(

    #144499

    @will wrote:

    im jus glad shes stopped flirtin with pete.

    it was gettin embarrasin. :lol:

    Oh.. Well, i’ll flirt with Pete then if he’s free again.. :lol:

    #221956

    Already Have..

    With Tongues An All.. :-

    #144498

    @tweety wrote:

    Thinking maybe somebody should start a cuddles and hugs thread for Woo Hoo and Kent. :lol:

    No Need! We have our own special room In The Premier Inn.. :lol:

    #418113

    @melody wrote:

    Jeans for Genes day today and I have to wear my jeans for work today and pay a quid to do it… only one slight problem… I always wear jeans to work anyway… tut!

    You were conned of a pound by the looks of it.. Although.. Look on the bright side, at least the money goes towards a Good Cause.. Like the boss’ ferrari fund. :shock:

    #144495

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    well i could be polite and say the earth moved………..but apparantly the only thing that moved was the blanket :wink:

    Hmmm.. Bout the blanket,.. You may want to wash it.. :oops:

    Oh,.. And the earth may not have moved for you, but it did for me, how could you be so damn cruel?.. :(

    #418108

    @pete wrote:

    Terrapin, A La Maryland Recipe

    Instructions

    Put my p e n i s in kettle, cover with boiling salted water, add 2 slices each carrot and onion, and 1 stalk celery.
    Cook till meat is tender. :lol:
    Remove from water, cool, draw out juice from head, cut under shaft close to upper shaft and remove your clothes.. :shock:
    Empty upper shaft, remove and discard gall bladder, sand bags and thick intestines.
    Liver, small intestines are used with meat. :shock:
    Add p e n i s meat to 3/4 cup white stock, 2 tablespoons wine; cook slowly until liquor is reduced half.
    Add liver separated in pieces, 2 yolks of eggs, 1 tablespoon vegetable shortening, salt, pepper, and red pepper to taste, 1 tablespoon flour mixed with 1/2 cup cream, and 1 teaspoon lemon juice.
    Make hot and just before serving add 1 tablespoon sherry wine.
    Turn into hot dish and garnish with toast points.

    Pete.. That’s so wrong! :lol:

    #144493

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    now i was going to say somthing very very very rude…but im a lady and will refrain :lol:

    Bit too late for the dirty talking hunni.. I’ve finished now!! :lol:

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