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@kentlass19 wrote:
i’m a good girl really….God must have chosen me for an immaculate conception….twice! :lol:
Could you please define the meaning: “Immaculate Conception”, as i thought that was having s ex, but being clean and neat about it.. “Please pass me the box”.., Ooooh, a little spillage, you stay there and orgasm, whilst i get the mop”.. :?
Ok, FAMILY,.. one step at a time! Yes, i think it can be genetic as to why someone suffers from obesity, but i think too, it’s Psychological..
There’s nothing wrong with TRYING.. They love T.V, instead, take at least (10 minutes) a day trying out different exercises,.. Yes, it won’t happen overnight, but it’ll happen.
And i’m sorry, but The Junk Food.. Their bodies don’t need it, they think their bodies need it.. More Psychological, and Physical effort applied would make some kind of difference.. That’s my opinion, anyway!
What’s up Pete?.. 8)
@pepsi wrote:
Subject: Fwd: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
OK – old but still funny…DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish……………………………..49.
Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Athletic……………………………No breasts.
Average looking…………………Moooo.
Beautiful………………………….Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure…………….On medication.
Feminist…………………………..Fat.
Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.
Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.
New-Age………………………….Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Open-minded……………………Desperate.
Outgoing………………………….Loud and embarrassing.
Professional………………………sweetie.
Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Large frame………………………Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Yes…………………………………No
No………………………………….Yes
Maybe……………………………..No
We need………………………….I want
I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
We need to talk…………………You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead………………….You better not
Do what you want………………You will pay for this later
I am not upset…………………..Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
I am hungry…………………………….I am hungry
I am sleepy……………………………..I am sleepy
I am tired……………………………….I am tired
Nice dress………………………………Nice cleavage!
I love you……………………………….Let’s have sex now
I am bored……………………………..Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?……………….I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?…………….I’d like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?………I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?……….I’d like to have sex with you.
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.Damn, you’ve caught US men out.. You’re ever so right.. Is it too late to change?.. :lol:
It looks as if it has been fried! Noooo, someone please insert those prickly things back into it’s body..
Don’t see many of them about nowadays.. Where are they most likely to Hang Out?I’ve been driving in my car, it’s not quite a jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
It was made in Fifty-Nine in a factory by the tyne
It says Volvo on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before
I drive in it as i must, even though it’s full of rust
But I don’t really care, give me some gas and the open airIt’s a bit old but it’s mine, I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock
I dented somebody’s fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha haI’ve been driving in my car, it don’t look much but I’ve been far
I drive up to muswell hill, I’ve even been to selsey bill
I drove along the M25, I had her up to 28.. :lol:
This copper stopped me the other day, you’re mistaken what could I say
The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., I could have sworn
I like driving in my car, I’m satisfied I’ve got this farI like driving in my car, it don’t look much but I’ve been far
I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car, it’s not quite a jaguar
I like driving in my car, I’m satisfied I’ve got this far@forumhostpb wrote:
Actually Woo Hoo, it wasn’t the Lake district … she went for a drive on her local Motorway (the M25) …. but nobody told her that it just went round and round in a big 225 mile circle.
It was only after her fifth meal break at the Clackett’s Lane service station that she began to get that deja vu feeling.
Eventually even the Volvo got bored with going round and round in circles and gave in. She was rescued when her local meals on wheels service took pity on her and reported her absence from home – but only after they’d delivered three days worth of lunches and collected them uneaten.
I did that,..
Whilst learning to drive, i went around the same roundabout for the whole of the lesson.. What was i to do, my Indicator was stuck… :lol:
Ps, it’s all very well hearing about Bat, but what happened to the Volvo?.. :lol:
Happiness… 8) Happiness,.. And Happiness.. 8)
She took a trip to the Lake District, and has been stuck there ever since.. See,.. I warned her about that Volvo.. But would she listen?.. Nooooooo..
