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14 July, 2019 at 8:50 am #1117227
Picture the scene guys, you have had a 2 hour bus journey, you are tired, thirsty, loaded down with baggage.
Ive stepped out bristol bus station which is a magnet for nutcases at the best of times. and this guy with blue hair starts dancing infront of me and asks me if i care about the plight of weasels, and would i like to donate 10 pounds a month.
I could feel the danger signs coming on. so i took a few deep breaths.
Its pretty common knowledge in chat im a alfonso on weasels.
Right i thought, muscle in on my turf will you, have some of this.
The colombian weasel or european polecats are we talking i said?
I used to work with weasels i remarked.
He had stopped dancing infront of me now, well i hit him with another 20 weasel based facts.
You dont care or no nothing about weasels i said, you are doing this for wages arent you?
No need to get personal sir he said. Well i said no need to dance 2 yards infront my face i said.
So how many weasels have you actually owned then i asked?
He starts backing off now,well im shouting he doesnt care about weasels.
Then its occured to me its 5pm rush hour and im shouting about weasels infront of traffic and commuters.
I went red as a beetroot and scurried off down the subway.
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14 July, 2019 at 9:15 am #1117228quickly followed by two men from Callington Road
14 July, 2019 at 9:42 am #1117230LOL at least you can reflect on how funny it is in hindsight.
Almost like you poetry slammed him with weasels facts!,lol.
14 July, 2019 at 10:40 am #1117237I shouted at a man in Asda to ‘get the fck out of my way’.
Sh1t happens.
You should have told him where to stick his weasel.
14 July, 2019 at 4:55 pm #1117256Lord I do love your temper. So diplomatic. Hee. Not seen very often, however, when those eyes give that look, oh man watch out. Heee. Xx your hats say it all. Giggles…..
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15 July, 2019 at 4:42 am #1117278And now I am looking at you with my eyes sir!..lol xx
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17 July, 2019 at 8:37 pm #1117412PML…………….ass licking hat?
17 July, 2019 at 9:05 pm #1117419Another arrogant statement….milky decides who is a nutter or not
18 July, 2019 at 3:53 am #1117440And another arrogant statement from you Q..”Ass licking hat.”
In the words of a good friend..”Ride away on your bike son!”
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