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ha ha reezo lol ,no couldn’t chat him up,his bf was giving me daggers
he threatened me with a plastic knife and fork

Nooooooooo, it’s Blackpuddle, it has to be fish and chips

Anyway, this volunteer worker …………… did you ask him out? :P

mam,what you crying for?
me,all the kids at school keep calling me big head
mam,oh just ignore them they are stupid,anyway young markie cose will you go to the shop and get us 5lb of spuds
me,yeh sure mam have you got a bag
mam no i havent,oh just carry them back in your school cap.

day off pete?

I live about 10 doors away from the salvation army building,and they do dinners for a pound,ive known about this for ages,but cos its on my doorstep i dont bother,its like i can see the tower from my gaff,but ive never been up it, but yesterday i went(only cos i fancy one of the volunteer workers) i had a cup of coffee,lentil soup,bread,cottage…[Read more]

Food of the Gods, especially if it’s followed by rhubarb crumble n custard

oh shut up rubes luv ffs,youre seeing things that arent there you drunken sot
1,stop bringing my name into every post you make
2,sober up,

sound?

chucks ruby into the canal as the wife beater i am
to get back to thread title
yes ive been cloned and still am to this day even though i havent been in jc for 6 months
oh but nothing comes easy with me,i dont get any auld cloner,i get the illustrious doa as mine
i know all you regs know its not me
but hey ho they do say imitation is the…[Read more]

id invite borny and her only
why? cos i dont want any witnesses
id say things like ,er well i would have to shout cos shes a bit mutt and jeff
GLORIA YOU REMIND ME OF MY BIG TOE
SHE SAYS AW IS THAT COS IM SMALL AND CUTE
ME (THROUGH A LOUD HAILER) NO ITS COS I WILL BE BANGING YOU ON THE COFFEE TABLE LATER.

Someone today who showed their true colours, it was a long time coming, but not nice.

Lol @ Slack Alice, I’ve just noticed it. Been called many names but never that, it makes a refreshing change.

So did Baywatch, just about, but it doesn’t stop me watching repeats to admire the huge skills of the female lifeguards

Tbh I don’t get the point you’re trying to make.

Fray foookin Bentos pies.

Had one today for the first time in years and foook me they are serious indigestion material.

Indigestion

The one with the derelict building is a great pic, creepy but fascinating.

right im not advocating drugs i despise them so i wont tell you that magic mushrooms only grow in sept.oct and seeing its been warm weather they are abundant now like just loads for free,if youre unsure what magic mushies look like dont munch the wrong ones ffs you be ill
they are greyish white quite small and have a nipple on the top,looks like…[Read more]

Rings a bell but can’t put my finger on it, I blame the mushrooms for not being able to remember – must have been them funny ones, can’t think what else it could be