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n.b didn’t swear on first verse.

sorry if that sounded like I was blowing my own trumpet then,but unfuckinbeleivably I am a mod not in here itsa a footy site called blue moon,i know 99% of them as well,ive sat with them,smoked and drank with them all,they still ask me tho why do you ban ppl if they swear in thread titles?
me “cos I don’t like it”
them “but yer a fuckin hypocrite…[Read more]

pl us no names no pack drill,but the guides have grown up in the ranks,you just cant think oh I fink I be a guide today,it don’t work like that green.they will aka guides know 99% of regs/users
cos as I say they wouldn’t be there otherwise
and no im no poacher turned gamekeeper
ive had me moans and grumbles bout hosts/admin/mods,but by and large I…[Read more]

the problem with that is green,if indeed it isa problem guides are only like us,yeh they have their mates,so what big deal>? but I don’t believe they ban you for no reason,unless you are really bad,and I mean bad
can you imagine martin pming all the guides oi oi saveloy why you banning her/him ive got a yacht to maintain.so stop ruining my franchise?

feeling left out?
feeling like nobody wants to know you?
feeling the guides hate you?
simple befriend a guide its only £3 a month to adopt one
failing that invite them out to a picnic
guides just lurrve picnics.

done

im not to sure about the texture strength or the depth of this poem mizzy

while I admire your endeavours,why I said it plurally miz is for two reasons sadly ive just had the misfortune to read karmas attempt at a poem

and 2,i don’t appreciate you plagiarising one of my fave bands///yello

so may I suggest once again please go into deep…[Read more]

ive lost count the number of times over the years,ive been gagged ,ah well actually that’s an asphomy,cos you wouldn’t know you were gagged

unless you thinkbeleive me its happened to me many times lol)

ive said about 5 lines now why is everybody iggying me

ive just thrown a “funny” in somebody must have seen that

but no as in my favourite…[Read more]

are you for real mate? ive just had mizzy on my case,arguing about poetry with me,all I said well gave her a bit of constructive criticism,i merely said her poems lack texture,strenghth and depth

so she kicks off at me like the mardy arsed kid  in the playground

you know the one plaster on her glasses,hearing aid,never shares her skipping…[Read more]

see you had to spoil it by mentioning cones dintcha arc?

why don’t you just go away and run amok and stamp over everybodys thread

I used to go to…oh hang on I don’t really know where im going with this thread tbh,erm…. ffs,oh yeh yeh I used to go to chippies a lot but I don’t now ,well I do now and again on my travels,when im home im more of a micro meal man,im single if I want to slop it on my pyjamas I will,nowt to do with youse lot

but aaaah bisto,the nostalgia days,…[Read more]

7 years ago wow

I did try to start a poll about gravy on chips yes/no but its not working anyway why you bugging me marty

havent you got a lanyard to maintain?

lol batty

I tell you what if I ever went to somebodys house,and used their loo.and the toilet roll was back to front,it wouldn’t be by the time I flushed the chain.

oops yeh I forgot to ask anybody seen a funnier avvy?

aaah its laine //sighs…get a grip “mate” its called parodism //”luv”