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oh earwigo lets all pick on our jan eh what harm has she ever done to you?i cant /wont speak for anybody else but the way you type irks me did they not teach you grammar in your school?

im bewildered at you just nothing you really are what your name suggests

listen look yeh how can any grown man rhyme my name  with fart?

juvenile yes clever no

nay infantile like little kids do in playgrounds

you keep on rocking little boy blue lets have some more nursery kindergarten puns

but lest they ever forget your name will allways be…[Read more]

ha ha lol theres ges eponymous song lubs ya gez xx

pour me a drink pet and lets listen to holy mountain by the high flying birds.

oh do shut up gerrie  dahlink stop being a crashing bore,xxxx

grins yeh who shall I toy maul and play with first

mr  q for his beano jokes

just nothing,for am I a retard thread lol well you know it cracks me up that of course youre a retard  or you wouldn’t  have to ask the question

king strongbow,er well sighs the tony Blackburn of jc our resident dj.

look im sorry but well im not sorry but why do my eyes have to be affronted by reading mr qs crap jokes

and just to add fuel to the fire up pops just nothing(apt name if  ever I saw one?) in cahoots with him

bring back the chuckle brothers I say

er what else while im on one oh yeh not been going in chat for a while due to the fact that its not…[Read more]

that’s not a joke its a riddle.

well theres another rib gone

actually that “joke ” won the vaudeville gag of the year aaward in 1907

its a quite resounding yes from me.

168 really you man wow

sign him up for mensa

yes lney I had same problem try wearing 2/3 pairsof them thick argyle socks

till you break them in

I cant believe what im seeing here pass me a bucket I feel sick,im alluding to ges thread

which roughly translated into if we dissect and analyse it means

hey marty bud chens got a bit of a problem,so I thought id get some practice in and run it by you pal

oh yeh marty mucker ty once again for having the foresight and faith in giving me the…[Read more]

always got 2 things me pair of docs and a Seiko watch

my docs I have now are black and steel toe capped

but as a kid they were cherry red,and I had a crombie

my mate and I kid you not this was at school dyed his docs gold

and hs nickname was goldi docs.

,I no its not simple innit,ive got music on my tv  and radio and even a cd player on my compi listen to my own music,im here to chat not to see some berk shoving their pap music down my throat

even the guides agree with me(for once) no matter how you dress it up it disrupts the flow of chat

do these people who continually put on music IN…[Read more]

oh and ps  if and when a guide bans somebody,do they have to tell martin why they’ve been banned

or can they just do it willy nilly?

oh dear if tis is true I might as well pack my bags now,ge hates me and so do the other prospective guides ive heard  being bandied about on the rumour mill

problem is im a bit marmite me liked by some

and detested by some in equal measures

alas the people who do like me have got about as much chance of being a guide as…[Read more]