Artful Dodger

The probability for such an event is practically zero in the next few billion years. If the Earth stopped spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth’s original 1100 mile per hour rotation speed at the equator. All of the land masses would be scoured clean of anything not attached to bedrock. This means rocks,…[Read more]

WOW so water puts out fire?

Interesting.

None of that interested me at all, wont lie.

But since im being banned soon……………………

If the earth did stand still wouldnt the sun still keep rotating?

And just cos the ‘world’ stood still wouldnt we as humans still keep moving?

I will now google what would happen if the world did,…[Read more]

Lies and more lies.

Seriously get a grip.

Due to the fact you are now just totally embarrassing yourself I am going to bow out.

Why don’t we just say  you ‘battered me’ on the boards and that I am the only one who thinks you’re a sneaky snake ok?

We can say that your pics were gorgeous and I’m jealous cos you’re much much better looking…[Read more]

Lies and more lies.  I dont care about alAfie – Alfie is a man.  I expect men to screw me over and be insincere betray and be two faced.  You however threw me under the bus cos youre nothing but a cockwomble.  Women should look out for eachother.  You are far too needy and desperate for male attention to ever be another womans friend.

I said…[Read more]

I think you are reading things wrong, youve got hold of the wrong end of the stick again.

Orchid is not me, I say they are not me purely for the fact that they are really really not me.

I booted you from my site.

I dont recall orchid saying they had a site let alone booting anyone off of it.

Read it all back and realise your error.

As an ex…[Read more]

You already ratted me out as being Sarah you dimwitted tosspot.

And you pm me – you never got into my main chatroom.

You talked a load of crap and then I booted you.

So indeed you did speak for me when you said I would say ‘Alfie is a delightful chatter’ I mean I don’t even speak like that for a start!

Oh what a wonderful day it is today, more…[Read more]

‘Im not the only one, Sarah and Blossom think the same (despite their outbursts)’

I would ask politely that you do not speak for me.  I will speak for myself – do not presume to EVER speak on my behalf.  As for Blossom, she is very able to say what she thinks and I do not think it is right for you to speak on her behalf either knowing she d…[Read more]

If the spoils of war are a very hairy beaver and a fat drunk woman’s saggy baps I’m not sure anyone would want to share them.

LOL

I don’t know if I agree with you that popularity is always the greatest attraction.  Popularity never lasts, not really.  Some people get fed up of vying for someones attention and they get jealous and nasty and end up targeting that popular person with nastiness.  I tend to appreciate the ‘popular’ people and let them get on with it as I fi…[Read more]

I agree misterq, you are very deep and thoughtful.  I think you are often overlooked.

Although we may not be able to predict the future I do believe that when we get to know someone quite well over a long period of time we can often predict their behaviours.

If we can predict peoples behaviour then we can have foresight into how things are…[Read more]

You know I had to re-read this like 3 times to get it LOL

That’s a lot – that’ chalot lol

You are very consistent mister q

That’s what I enjoy about you

You seem to be light and sunny

And I think you’re often rather funny

Even when you’re being a ‘git’

And I have to cringe a little bit

Your mind may appear to be like a joke book

But you…[Read more]

Firstly I am not Orchid – sorry Orchid if you get any stick cos a few silly’s think you might be me.

Secondly in over about 3.5 years I have dated two men from JC.  I have met 3 and dated 2 of those.  What I do when I am in a relationship is my business as far as I am concerned.  Have I randomly met men off JC and bonked them silly after 5 mi…[Read more]

I’m over here having a good old jiggle with misterq.

Rabbit rabbit rabbit.

Well I am glad you won something today sausage.

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