Artful Dodger

Famous thief won at the Oscars last year…well he stole the show…

Ok Jane…what’s a thieves favorite Liam Neeson film….? Taken….LMAO

Funny thing just……i feel the same about being p’d off but there are few things in life that make me lose it as i said……there’s a big difference…..

Some interesting facts just…….he was the brother if i’m right of River Phoenix who died quite young and the Director of this film is none other than the director of Being John Malcohow you spell it?…LOl one of the greatest actors of the later part of the previous century and beyond….Welcome to Con Air…..lololol

Well as i have always believed milkman……yer environment shapes you which is why….and don’t take this the wrong way personally……cozy as you call him is no part and never will be any part of my environment……..i never said i had been hard on you…..a bit rude was my exact words…….

Gave facts away moosey? to be honest……i never…[Read more]

Well all  i can say is i’m a bigger man because of muscle not just fat….lol no that wasn’t being rude…just a joke…well fact in fact….as i been putting on muscle lately……need it in the arms and back and core as i’ve decided to take my tri bike on my journey this time……haven’t really decided on which wheels yet as i will be studying…[Read more]

I reckon so milkman…..the resident gull that kept dive bombing me stopped after a day or 2 as long as i didn’t get 2 close to it’s young chick…..it still attacked others….it must recognize people to an extent….

My m8 kept birds in an aviary and when any one was around they went wild but as soon as he went in the cage they all went really…[Read more]

Yes milkman…Thursday or Friday will be about right…..then stay in Penzance for a night before the sprint…i mean long crawl home….LOL

Painting a beard on a scarecrow!! LOL

It is true though……animals and birds sense at some point that the scarecrow never moves so they just get bolder……..they need a robotic scarecrow that is timed…[Read more]

Well we seem to be under standing each other better moosey……as far as i’m concerned…right or wrong has nothing to do with it……you just communicated your self better……..all comes down to whether you want to improve your communication or make a point about being right……

Have a great day friend…..as they say in Fuji….

Quite right linda….in a lot of ways…..there are many conditions to drive through on the high way to communication………..main thing is…..if your on the right road….the detours may be endless but the destination remains the same…..

Some how reminds me of the time i went to the Dr with a double  wigwam on my head…….Dr just said….relax….yer 2 tents….LMAO RATF

That i was looking for an argument….

I can’t or won’t be any one else…..thanks for the reminder…..people are like potatoes, they don’t always see eye to eye……LMAO……. i remember when i was a chef and my rival threw a fast sliced potato at me……..i had a real big chip on my shoulder for ages….LMAO RATF

Great blonde joke( not that i’m sexist or any thing) it was just really funny….you could say it about the Irish if you think about it…(not that i’m racist)…..i tried to avoid a gull splatting on me once and walked under a cow for protection….it was so pleased…it gave me a pat on the head……LMAO RATF

ok no problem…..i just feel people that assume are lazy…..not getting the facts and all that…after all,that’s what assuming is

All the toys got involved in this years world cup and characters from stories……Cinderella sadly was left out as in rehearsal, she kept running away from the ball……Handball from Play School was disqualified as it turned out to be Maradonna in disguise……LMAO RATF