Artful Dodger

(should be interesting)

Wow! no need to talk so foul Sceppers me old chum…especially as you denounce others for doing so…

Oh yeah…passports……were ten quid at one time….LOL

pml@milkman

Coffee is great…just name the date……just read your pm and Carpe Diem!…LOL

I am assuming that cozy is Orson Kart when i said what i said before

and there you have it…….cozy, linda and milkman….

I took in many stray dogs over the years when i was younger….many of them had lived quite a wuff life.

To be honest…you all arguing about the amount of dogs some one owns?….LMAO

Some one saying sorry here?….wow! this site seems to be moving forward…long live J.C

Well as i said as i knocked over the Venus de Milo in the museum…no arm done…….LMAO

LOl@Bob Carolgees….and Spit the dog….LOL……Saturday is Tizwaz day…..RATF

You have to remember about T>V….some one else is directing it, some one else is producing it and some one else is presenting it…….if you like watching it then that’s a bonus. Personally…all  i see on loose women if i ever catch it on T.V is a load of white teeth grinning or smiling and looking at the camera intently.

I was going out of a conference the other night and i said….can you call me a taxi to the receptionist to which she replied….yes sure…you are a taxi……..LOLOLOL………before i get any insulting comments about my bad jokes…..many of them are real…just like this one. She is one hell of a funny receptionist…..i laughed all the way to…[Read more]

Well as James Bond said…Never Say Never again….glad it turned out a better experience. I would say hugs to you but then lately i’m getting a bit pissed off with hugsxxx….LOL….you have a great Easter

Long live Les Dennis! My next joke is in the style of Les Dennis’s favorite impersonation…….why is Milkman such an idiot? …@well i don’t really know Vera…@…..LOLOLOLOLOL

I am well aware of what you mean angel……take into consideration that when i said…hope you feel better….i wasn’t referring to the fact that it was you in question…….what effects one effects others………reminds me of that post i wrote yonks back entitled…..never assume…….

People want to speak here or they don’t……..yes lets all go to somer’s idea………….pml

If i may say so..i have to agree that milkman makes it up as he goes along……PML or he gets his speeches written for him…either way..it’s still made up as he goes along…….(only my own opinion of course so lets not get too over heated about it)….LOL