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yes linda is right….what happens if you have had a skin full😋🥕🍷 then you start walking up the stairs….oh i will just steady myself on this railing……..ooops none there….head over heels….weee dooooosh💥🤪
hurry up jols….big bri is getting us pizza n kebabs👍
big bri has booked us 3 rooms at the church barn hotel…free wi fi too😋🥕 oh and he us paying👍🍷😁 they do a free fry up as well…happy days
bri has borrowed 3 grifters😁 so we can get there and back without being seen🥳
can’t wait to see old *****’s mush when we crop up
do keep this to yourself though laddo….the eyes that never sleep could be clocking
well i went to Blackpool to see chubby brown…anyways i stayed at the cliffs hotel….just so happens he was staying there too….well i popped on my best underwear and seduced the *** ******d….😋🥕
oh and when peter kay stayed at the guest house down the road….he never stopped all night…been walking like john wayne ever since😁👍
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you know that gated area jols lad👍well columbo next door is on a witness protection scheme…so big bri started chatting the security woman up…turns out columbo is a guy big bri’s mate wants a word with….so when he gets a slap….so will that other cry baby😋🥕
if anyone asks just say we were chatting about a documentary about organic chickens😁👍
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do you own 100% of the property….or does the tunisian government own 51% including the land your property is built on long name….?
how does all that side of owning a property in tunisia work out..?
knock knock😁
who is it
the police
scarper’s out the attic window along the roof….down the lamp post…..straight into the pub😋🥕🍷
see if you can guess who ***** *** is right jols👍
cleared to land, me, jols and ***** *** were all going on holiday on cleared’s aeroplane right….🥳 all of a sudden the aeroplane malfunctions and is going to crash right…..and with only 3 parachutes right😁….and well with you being in charge jols…you give cleared the first parachute….he jumps out….weeeeeeeee…he is safe…..so then you give ***** *** a parachute….they jump out……weeeee…they are safe…..well jols i felt gutted as there was only one parachute left….which was obviously yours🥳 welllllll i go and sit in the corner thinking the ***** ****** ****** proper seething with rage…..Then you sit there laughing😋🥕
then you say cmon bud ha do not worry i gave ***** *** your havasack
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here i have one for you jols😋🥕….see if you can work out who this is👍
hello
goodbye
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hiya i was dragged up in a posh area….BUT….i still wear kappa tracksuits….and my footy boots packing shelves in Lidl lol
