callmepuds

She refused to let her baby come to the UK without her.

Her father is in Bangledesh.

My heart breaks for a poor innocent child.

Originally I agreed that she shouldnt be allowed to return. I appreciate she was only 15, i accept she may have been groomed but the seriousness of her actions have a huge impact. Hundreds of people suffered, and…[Read more]

Thanks Jamie xx

She didn’t have my permission to post it, no. Makes a mockery of her complaints about people posting other people’s pictures without their consent, doesn’t it?

That pic was snapped, as is, late one evening. It’s me, unfiltered, plain, honest.

Sure, my teeth could be better but luckily my world doesn’t centre around cosmetic…[Read more]

Thanks for the makeover tips orchid :)

Now we have my looks sorted, what are we going to do about your peurile attempts at trolling me?

It’s such a shame when chatters who are obviously not stupid act like they are.

Rein not reign

Free not fee

Orchid sweetheart,

I am happy. I have a man that loves me, a healthy, smart, happy daughter, good friends and to be quite honest with you I have a lot to smile about 😊

You didnt, and dont have my permission to post that pic and it has never been posted publicly so you obtained it without my consent and posted it without consent.

Know what though? I dont care.

Besides that pic isnt particularly recent.

Anyway, yeah thats me. No make up, no fuss, just me. So now you all know huh?

And Sarah, Alfie didnt…[Read more]

Um, scep…

You know it was me not artful that posted the limerick, right?

Just checking…

There once a chatter called Mister Q

PML was all he could do

Post after post of absolute drivel

Inane posts, quotes, and riddles

LMAO, RAFT, LOL. Woohoo!

There once was a chatter called Sceptical Guy

His post count is really quite high

His posts are long and often wordy

They come across as pretty nerdy

And sometimes, even, quite witty.

There once was a chatter called Thin

Ironic really as he wasnt slim

A ladies man with all the patter

For him a pulse is all that matters

As he seduces us all with a cheeky grin.

There once was a chatter called Dan

Who was mocked for his “tiny hands”

The end to this story is really quite sad

He couldnt pull the trigger with his little fingers

And the peacock drove him mad.

There once was a chatter called Morg

Who dreamt he was a lord

In finery he slept

When he awoke he wept

Even the duck was bored!

There once was a chatter called Mizzy

Who had us all in a tizzy

With her many names

And endless games

She made us all quite dizzy.

And do our good friends in the USA think she should be allowed to come home Linda?