[cooldandywarhol]

Thanks for replying Kenty. Just chat has actually been a part of my life, not so much lately I have to say, but I’ll continue to try to make the odd contribution here and there.

My last campaign against trumpers gave me purpose. When I see the youtubes of the shite that come’s out of trumper’s mouths at tRump rallies even now make me want to puke. The purpose was to get Americans visiting JC  to see the real enemies that are China and Russia rather than partaking in the in-fighting between Democrats and Republicans.

And so to Ukraine.  Watching the american right wing yobs chanting  pig-fucker pootins name ought to disgust ALL sensible americans.

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Gosar Attend White Nationalist, Pro-Putin Event – YouTube

I wonder if there are any tRumpers left in here, or are they too embarrassed to show their faces.

 

[cooldandywarhol]

 

Send me your account details fishhead and i’ll send you a tenner. Tax free.

[cooldandywarhol]

It’s official,

fishsmell is selfish, soulless, worthless, and pointless. His only friends are the virtual ones he tries to peddle his braindead views on.

Sleepwalk to Siberia where you belong.

 

[cooldandywarhol]

As usual , Fishy talks utter shite. I think the shit coming out of his arsehole is worth more to mankind than the slit in his face he might call a mouth. Ukraine have been training for years to defend themselves and that’s why they are being incredibly brave in defeating one of the world’s biggest armies.

Fishy is able to live in a free and democratic society. The ordinary russian doesn’t and those who are protesting against this war are risking their lives. Meanwhile, civilians and children are being killed in Ukraine due to indiscriminant shelling from russian artillery because it wasn’t a cakewalk like the pig-fucker Putin thought it would be. What if it was your family being slaughtered Fishy ?  Twat.

‘Is the Ukraine really our problem?  Not really’   Fishy sounds like the prize cunt Fucker Carlson on Fox news more every day. ‘What has Putin ever done to me?’

Fishy, go fuck yourself all the way back to Siberia where you belong and take your plumbing bag with you. You might make a couple of useless rubles a day if you’re lucky.

 

 

[cooldandywarhol]

 

Hey fishy…have you ever been up shit creek ?

 

[cooldandywarhol]

 

A nice chat in jc

 

 

[cooldandywarhol]

 

Mr Fishy wrote:

Look there was a gang of women on the beach firing guns. I was only there watching and taking an interest………not hoping to nick there clothes if they went swimming

And I’m still in two minds about these things

I think you should stick to your guns fishy

[cooldandywarhol]

 

Attacker jumps out of a bush in a dark public place dimly lit by a distant streetlight and grabs an innocent young lady locking his arms around her and ready to do unspeakable harm.

‘Hold on a minute’ she pleads.

Attacker releases his grip and stands back in confused sympathy.

‘I have a genuine reason for carrying an air-gun in public’ states the woman, calmly

‘Oh’ says the attacker.

‘I have the gun securely zipped inside a case inside my Peppa Pig bag. Can I show you please?

‘ Of course young lady’ says the attacker, showing his nice side.

Lady retrieves the airgun from it’s russian doll containers and then looks up at the attacker.

‘Now i need to load it’ says the lady

‘Hmmmm’ says the attacker, starting to show a smidgeon of impatience

‘ Now where did I put those bullets?’ says the lady

She remembers….

‘Errrr,,,can you look away for a mo?’ she asks her would-be assailant.

The rapist slowly turns around….an indignant expression on his face

The lady slowly eases her hand into her knickers to retrieve the ammo

‘Ok you can turn around now’ she says.

Attacker looks at the lady – gun in her right hand..air pellets in her left.

‘Do you know how to load it that thing?’ he asks…

‘Errr…ummm…’

‘Can you show me ? she says doe-eyed ..offering the hardware to her new gun instructor.

‘Have you not had any training to use that thing’ he enquires of her

She looks even more sheepish at the question

‘Ummmm…no……see….i can’t get on a course cos i’m only 17.’

’17 !!!!’  he exclaims…’you’re only 17!!!!???’

The young lady takes advantage of the attacker’s confusion, throws the gun and ammunition at the man’s face and runs away into the night.

The attacker stands there aghast, bullets rolling around his feet.

‘Jesus…..17……’ What is the world coming to…’

 

 

• This reply was modified 3 years, 11 months ago by  cooldandywarhol.

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hey fishpaste,

That Peppa Pig bag could do some damage to a potential attacker when wacked around his head. ‘Open carry’ as the yanks would say so ready to go! Try lead lining for extra potency.

http://www.fishy-sells-peppapig-bags-cos-hes-a-shit-plumber.com

 

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Haven’t really thought this one through have you fishy ? – which is why you’re a jobless hack plumber not a politician.

 

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