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It’s official,
fishsmell is selfish, soulless, worthless, and pointless. His only friends are the virtual ones he tries to peddle his braindead views on.
Sleepwalk to Siberia where you belong.
As usual , Fishy talks utter shite. I think the shit coming out of his arsehole is worth more to mankind than the slit in his face he might call a mouth. Ukraine have been training for years to defend themselves and that’s why they are being incredibly brave in defeating one of the world’s biggest armies.
Fishy is able to live in a free and democratic society. The ordinary russian doesn’t and those who are protesting against this war are risking their lives. Meanwhile, civilians and children are being killed in Ukraine due to indiscriminant shelling from russian artillery because it wasn’t a cakewalk like the pig-fucker Putin thought it would be. What if it was your family being slaughtered Fishy ? Twat.
‘Is the Ukraine really our problem? Not really’ Fishy sounds like the prize cunt Fucker Carlson on Fox news more every day. ‘What has Putin ever done to me?’
Fishy, go fuck yourself all the way back to Siberia where you belong and take your plumbing bag with you. You might make a couple of useless rubles a day if you’re lucky.
Hey fishy…have you ever been up shit creek ?
A nice chat in jc
Look there was a gang of women on the beach firing guns. I was only there watching and taking an interest………not hoping to nick there clothes if they went swimming
And I’m still in two minds about these things
I think you should stick to your guns fishy
Attacker jumps out of a bush in a dark public place dimly lit by a distant streetlight and grabs an innocent young lady locking his arms around her and ready to do unspeakable harm.
‘Hold on a minute’ she pleads.
Attacker releases his grip and stands back in confused sympathy.
‘I have a genuine reason for carrying an air-gun in public’ states the woman, calmly
‘Oh’ says the attacker.
‘I have the gun securely zipped inside a case inside my Peppa Pig bag. Can I show you please?
‘ Of course young lady’ says the attacker, showing his nice side.
Lady retrieves the airgun from it’s russian doll containers and then looks up at the attacker.
‘Now i need to load it’ says the lady
‘Hmmmm’ says the attacker, starting to show a smidgeon of impatience
‘ Now where did I put those bullets?’ says the lady
She remembers….
‘Errrr,,,can you look away for a mo?’ she asks her would-be assailant.
The rapist slowly turns around….an indignant expression on his face
The lady slowly eases her hand into her knickers to retrieve the ammo
‘Ok you can turn around now’ she says.
Attacker looks at the lady – gun in her right hand..air pellets in her left.
‘Do you know how to load it that thing?’ he asks…
‘Errr…ummm…’
‘Can you show me ? she says doe-eyed ..offering the hardware to her new gun instructor.
‘Have you not had any training to use that thing’ he enquires of her
She looks even more sheepish at the question
‘Ummmm…no……see….i can’t get on a course cos i’m only 17.’
’17 !!!!’ he exclaims…’you’re only 17!!!!???’
The young lady takes advantage of the attacker’s confusion, throws the gun and ammunition at the man’s face and runs away into the night.
The attacker stands there aghast, bullets rolling around his feet.
‘Jesus…..17……’ What is the world coming to…’
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This reply was modified 3 years, 9 months ago by cooldandywarhol.
hey fishpaste,
That Peppa Pig bag could do some damage to a potential attacker when wacked around his head. ‘Open carry’ as the yanks would say so ready to go! Try lead lining for extra potency.
http://www.fishy-sells-peppapig-bags-cos-hes-a-shit-plumber.com
Haven’t really thought this one through have you fishy ? – which is why you’re a jobless hack plumber not a politician.
No need to prove anything to a twat.
Take your stupid bebe gun and stuff it in your woodburner.
9 times out of 10 the criminal will assault his victim before she can even lay a hand on her ‘defence weapon’. The attacker finds it and uses it on the victim in his rage. I think you’d better try living in the real world rather than the imaginary one that has infested your brain. When someone carries a ‘legal’ gun intended to be a weapon to defend themselves that’s illegal.
What would I do ? I’d send them to a penal colony and let them rot. You see, it’s a cultural thing. Every tolerance of litter, fly tipping, casual abuse in the street or on a train, violent video games, social fucking media, running county lines – we’re drowning in a sea of shite. It all builds up into a society that is apathetic to petty crime and which breeds more violent crime. Be it a deprived childhood, no fatherly role model, whatever, Politicians talk big and deliver nowt for the forgotten class. And you think you can bat back those issues with a pop gun.
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