draculina

I fired an arrow from my shed
to show my love I was not dead
I aimed at the moon
coz my heart just bled
but it landed in
my neighbour’s head

The police came round
and arrested me
for writing such poor
poetry

and when they ask us, and they’re certainly going to ask us…

but we”ll never tell them..

no, we’ll never tell them..

what is it that men in women require?
the lineaments of gratified desire

what is it that women in men require?
the lineaments of gratified desire

@jen_jen wrote:

I’m not iggying you :-s

my pathetic attempt at humour, after your Captain Hook comment 8)

and you would be iggying me if I put memorable scenes from AntiChrist on

@rusty trawler wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

I liked Bjork in that movie Dancer n the Dark..

there was director Lars von Trier, the bad boy of cinema, directing

and there’s the marvellous dance of the lumbermen at the end, putting Rogers and Hammerstein to shame..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62pLY5zFTtc

Yup, a decent film. I’m a bit of a…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Tut, I meant like Captain Hook [-(

there’s a lorra ppl higgying me now.. :(

@jen_jen wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

* wonders if she should take her parrot for protection *

and a spare peg leg to whack anyone who makes a wrong move over the head lol

Ah they’d run out of peg legs by the time I got to the front of the queue…I’ve got a mean right hook though :wink:

thank God for the wink..guys like gals who…[Read more]

I liked Bjork in that movie Dancer n the Dark..

there was director Lars von Trier, the bad boy of cinema, directing

and there’s the marvellous dance of the lumbermen at the end, putting Rogers and Hammerstein to shame..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62pLY5zFTtc

@jen_jen wrote:

* wonders if she should take her parrot for protection *

and a spare peg leg to whack anyone who makes a wrong move over the head lol

Happy Birthday

@jen_jen wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A man must
a) be able to make me laugh.
b) make me feel special even when I’ve just woken up and my hair is sticking up in 50 different directions and my face hasn’t quite fallen back into place yet.
c) be able to cook my favourite comfort foods and do it without me saying anything.
d) however…

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@jen_jen wrote:

A man must
a) be able to make me laugh.
b) make me feel special even when I’ve just woken up and my hair is sticking up in 50 different directions and my face hasn’t quite fallen back into place yet.
c) be able to cook my favourite comfort foods and do it without me saying anything.
d) however long we’ve been together, never tire of…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

I once had a g/f who strongly objected because I was reading a book; this meant I wasn’t paying attention to her. I immediately thought uh-oh! Not good news for a long-term relationship…

I won’t ask where you were or what you should have been doing instead of reading a book…. :-

There’s a time and place for…

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.iggyng every f*ker

I say this –

I’ve just been swimming in my full Victorian swimming suit, reading St Paul on men and women while underwater (I wear my goggles so I can read properly)

and I don’t like women who crack filthy jokes while lounging on the pool side, laughing loudly and PATting one another on the back and then staring at us poor…[Read more]

I once knew a guy who talked to women’s breasts..for some reason, women thought he was quite a creep..

having said this, I think Ms Su is a tad cynical..

she’ll be saying next that all men are dogs..

*growls quietly

I been thinking and thinking and thinking..

and suddenly realise that I didn’t always do #6 terribly well…

oh dear 4/10, starting to look bad…

and # 5, I’m not as hot as my vanity led me to think…

oh dear

but I don’t like footie..hate it in fact

and that is bad news for me on the girl likes –

coz you can rule me out on #1-3, 9-10..

5/5 ok??

I once had a g/f who strongly objected because I was reading a book; this meant I wasn’t paying attention to her. I immediately thought uh-oh! Not good news for a long-term relationship…

“it goes on” – Robert Frost when asked about life

Rusty is such a bully lol

I saw this guy in 1975/6 in Bristol with a good friend who always took me to interesting concerts.

Wilko was in Dr Feelgood, whose lead singer had a really tough voice. Wilko played the guitar frenetically.

They were playing 50s style rock n’ roll, which was not in favour at that time.

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