Esmeralda

Curiously enough, my answers are exactly the same as yours, Pebbles. In particular the animal sanctuary one..it has always been my dream to house every single mistreated, broken, tortured soul on the planet..animal and human..in a vast commune of gentle healing.
Yeah..improbable with foul tempered Esmeralda! :roll:

@minim wrote:

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see…

that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it’s too late,…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Oh the lingerie one…. brilliant 8)

It’s my favourite, Shazza, so cleverly plotted and executed that not only do I never tire of watching it, but always find something new by way of a comment or attitude, to make me laugh. Sheer genius. :D

S e faighean a th’annad

For me, there have been two outstanding comedic creations of the last forty years. Firstly – DAD’S ARMY and the gloriously inept Home-Guard of Walmington-On Sea – and more recently, the fabulously clever FATHER TED’s motley crew of Craggy Island misfits as invented and crafted by the brilliant Irish writers, Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews.…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

And rubes..I don’t want to fall out with you..but if you’re wi’ pebbles..then you’re agin me..

well if you want to be childish esme.. im agin you !

Fine by me! :twisted:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

So says the one-trick pony..that trick being to kick people in the stones regardless of deserved opprobrium..and make your mind up..either I’ve ‘got the hots’ like a slavering wolf..or I’m a frigid prude.
You’re out of your depth, pebbles. Know it!

You’ve got the hots alright, alas it will be no more than a…

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And rubes..I don’t want to fall out with you..but if you’re wi’ pebbles..then you’re agin me..

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Oh and tell the clique i dont much care :wink:

what clique ? theres THAT word again !

See? This is why I find him boring, he just repeats the same shyte over and over again….the clique comments never stop, the harping on about kate when most people actually couldnt give a fook who it is, and dont…

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Oh verily, TB, Stewie is one of the incredible comic creations of the age. His plotting, evil-intentioned mutterings, arrogant commands and devious devilment put my husband in mind of ME, he tells me every time we watch Family Guy.
I can’t think why. :?

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its…

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I pray that Sgt. goes wary of the everglades..the scaly leathered skin.. evil glinting yellow eyes..humungous sharpened gnashers ready to snap off a limb..

he’ll frighten the bejaysus outta the alligators after a night on the whisky.
(lubs him tho)

I live in an area redolent with notable historical happenings..Centurions..Covenanters..Cromwell..all around or within stone-throwing distance of where our cottage stands. There is also a burial barrow in one of the fields belonging to the farm across from us. The Romans built a long stretch of road just a few fields over from our lane, incredibly…[Read more]

Absolute superb genius in the guise of foolery with Abbot and Costello at their best. Thanks for the laughs, Pete..the first full ‘snork!’ for Saturday.

Charlie Drake is dead, Caff. Is he? No..Doddy! Feck..that’s the Ken Dodd is dead joke..
*goes off to watch paint dry in slippers*

*goes off to watch…..oh forget it!!!!!!!!*

@Pete wrote:

Have they got it in bluebell dew Esme ?

Not Bluebell Jew..but Fern Green Catholic.. :P

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Mouldgard is designed…[Read more]

After a lengthy spraying with chemical phosphates and a daily dousing with sorbitol powder..Alan has at last cleared up the nasty bout of Boll Weevil on his ornamental grasses – although the crabs near his fundamental orifice may take a few weeks longer to eradicate..

@Pete wrote:

Wonder if theres any designer vaginas amongst them

Well..counting Charlie, Alan and Tommy..there is at least one c**t and a couple of knobs!