Jackzon

Dont blame you x

oh no i meant me as in me not as in you

Can i take it back?

Not been for ages x

Also give the jumping up and down on the bed screaming sex noises a try later too.  It can only improve the situation and will also thoroughly confuse them as well.

In fact – wait til her bf has gone out then shout her blokes name whilst jumping ensuring your bed is against the wall.  Sure to work.  She will be angry she will exhaust herself so…[Read more]

Yes i would lol been like 20 years lmfao

Yeah youre so not talking about chocolate anymore are ya.

PML

Oh yes they were much much bigger back then.

And they think we havent noticed how small twix and kit kat chunkies have become?

Bas**rds.

Yes chocolate, didnt mean the doggie, angry kangaroo aye.

Always amazes me where these threads end up.  Angry kanga may be a good handle.  Could speak with an accent.

Dunno babe just does PML

Sorry to hear that Suz, may I just say how much better you are looking in that pic.  Much better hair colour and its clear you have lost a lot of weight too xx

Have you tried asking them to try to be less noisy?  As a part time dinner lady who listens to all those children read for half an hour a day, you really need to get as much sleep as p…[Read more]

Lone ranger?

Urm………………………………………………

lol

Starting to sound a bit gay panda x

Gawds sake are you obsessed with truckers?  Want a yorkie?

No i told him to stop shoving cocaine up his nose or he would have to stay in the shed Misterq.

LOL it honestly was a lot of fun.  Id use wind up handles too and wind up our mates, my wind up name was multicoloured beansproat.  We would talk in funny voices and arrange to meet them.  All sounds very daft and silly, it was.

I miss daft and silly, I miss fun (not the humpy bumpy fun, the word fun seems to have been hijacked by people tr…[Read more]

Just dont remember any of us talking to any truckers.  A lot of the chatters were under 40 at the time but the older ones paired off too.  There was a good share of manky going on and loads of rumours but we tended to just not get involved with that malarky.

Unfortunately the fun always has to end.

I have two quite large gardens.  Unfortunately all my gardens currently need a good going over with a trimmer.  Impossible to find anything atm.

I had an ex who lived in a shed on the golf club where he worked for a while after i threw him out.

Not advisable.

Oh it was loads of fun, we would all chat from our homes then sometimes go mobile with the ariel on top of the car an then meet at Alley Pally for eyeballs with people who sounded quite nice over the rig but mostly turn out to be a bit ew to look at when you met them.

I was Sapphire/Silver Mist my bloke who i met off there was Gary (Supersonic)…[Read more]