James Belfast

I am confused (not difficult). Is Oss G J Smith? Yes or No please.

Brave Tempty, very brave xx

OUTSTANDING Peco! – You’ve got my vote mate, I’ll even help carry you around the Forum. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whatever :wink:

…hmmm things must be bad if Ernie doesn’t cheer her up. I’ll maybe have to try some Aha!

@The Observer wrote:

To Cymorill

Next time before you spake
unless you have thick skin
to jump in with both feet
may result in egg on chin [-X :-

LOL. But I am glad Cymorill gave his opinion as some constructive criticism of your poetry was long overdue. Angelwolf – may i suggest if you are going to experiment with a poem then you explain…[Read more]

Oss, did you by any chance get a G J Smith book for Christmas…..

I was hoping I wouldn’t have to use this again Beattie but here yer go:

ERNIE Benny Hill

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now…[Read more]

Delusional

@trina wrote:

he`s been away

You noticed did you ‘trina’? He ‘left’ before you ‘joined’ didn’t he?

@Spanish wrote:

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

@Cuddles 4 u wrote:

any1 goin tae be watchin this new telly programme wi michael barrymore??

funny!

@Catmanblue wrote:

might sound rude (but i dont really care :lol: ) but im not going to welcome any new names on boards as its bad enough with the cloak and daggers in 40s :lol:

Oh I’ve seen dagger about the place Catty but I don’t think I have seen cloak. Is he new? I’ll say hi if I see him (rude not too). :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@PP1 wrote:

4th Place – PB you have won a Bottle of Champagne in Bed

Gee thanks for that hun.

BTW – who’s bed is the champagne in?????

Tony Montana’s. He’s ready for you :wink:

@billyfarquar wrote:

hi everyone im new to this lot first person to answer this gets a prize

lucky you fell straight into F3 on your first day eh? Could have landed anywhere… It took me a couple of weeks to find the boards as I recall. I don’t suppose Elephant recommended these boards now that she is leaving? (Give Fast his prize Ugo, go…[Read more]

@PP1 wrote:

Heart is the correct answer and we have a tie on time between poet and Chess so points to you both

I think you should stick to this Chess – you are quicker at posting answers here than you ever were in F4 on a Sunday night! :wink:

Can whoever makes them all their siggy logos not just make a combined one with all the names on the same piccy – save download time?

btw peco – I saw what Ugo wrote to me on the same day and then deleted before anyone else could see it – similar aggressive behaviour (I never liked you fecking Irish coonts anyway he said before he deleted).

I…[Read more]

New magnetic crash helmet flops in trials..

Embarassed at falling for the old Wooden Horse trick, the Trojans got their own back on the Achaeans the following year…

Shall we call this quits Riot ffs lol