jolly roger

oh here we go get this one yeh? apparently not neccesarily conspiratists   more like bible bashers reckon yup its him again(the devil) they are referring to the forest fires raging in france spain portugal etc i heard well overheard at the sally army  today two proper sally an hes a fuckinn stalwarts nb these arent like young,shes like a wi…[Read more]

if you read it properly i  wasnt calling you that name i was calling it kiwi.

i love you linda but dont start coming  on about your  first birthday for 7 years bollocks,now let me tell you something these guys you go into pm ukc chat with lets start with  admin elwood bluz total dick just cos hes watched the blues brothers and oh the best one poco loco any jcer who knows their salt know its anitagoforadump why you having a…[Read more]

i was talking to an auld mate of mine last night on the phone hes called jeff lynne hes in a band or summat you might have heard of him? anyway hes got the same problem as me he keeps gettin kicked for trespassin

heres what he said

jeff”maybe they dont really think its me”

me”to well who are you exactly are you anyway”?

him “cheeky…[Read more]

anyway moving on yep im still banned from ukc not that im bothered i dont give a fuck i could easily get back in if i want to but why? they just talk nonsense all i want to know is….oh ok ive been banned down the years for this and that,mostly unfounded allegations but hey ho but what my tiny brain cant conceive or grasp the concept is…[Read more]

well its a good job youve never had sex with me cos you wouldnt be able to walk for a month sugar boots.

im still undecided if this post is sending cryptic messages or just plain morbid?

fck off soms you dick stop trashing threads.

its weird innit when youre a bit stoned you read words differently i thought i saw linda say jol the pirate yunno cos of my name  having a “dig” at mebut she wasnt she said the dreaded lol,,,,still think she was having a “pop” at me shes a smooth operator that one or is she?

oh sunita devs ex lol now that is a gargantuan beak i like ravi shes fit as a butchers dog lives near me as well but ive gone off her a bit  cos shes shacked up with a toy boy and so is carol from bbc weather jammy bastards some guys get all the luck and what do i get? some mad fat crackhead.

i can drive yeh passed me test years ago but i choose not to drive now cos i never know if im over the limit or not so if i have to go out i just get a bus,or ask somebody for a lift or failing that i just put a saddle on archie and ride into town like yankee doodle dandy.

3rd one down on the menu list mate

lovely innit i have one or 2 every morning before i go out it gets my head in gear.

right im not talking to you im going to bed its 2 am talk to me tomorrow when youre sober goodfuckinnight xx

one of my stand up gags that sorry.

im at aloss here its the same when that nobhead obviously i cant mention names its against the rules oh go on then kiwi said stop butting into peoples convos cosy er hello im not cosy anymore and secondly its a chat site you thick tw@t he really needs to stop shagging sheep that clown its messing with his head LET ME TELL YOU I DO NOT TRESPASS IM…[Read more]

breaking news in fact very sad news indeed lau has stepped down from being a mod apparently and i quote “im sorry to say  im not a mod anymore i just cant take the pressure anymore everybody taking the piss out of me ive got 3 kids im not well and every rogue and scally wants to say ive fucked a mod but im not like that i have principles yeh fuck…[Read more]

happy cooking,but dont think youre off the hook you cheeky madam.

i see you more as oh whats her name now? id know if it if you said ravi summat or other i give you some clues ok?

shes a co presenter on gmtv

think but im not sure cos i dont watch it been on come dancing or worrever?

hi kingsley ive got loads of poems of mine in the arts room might not be your kind off stuff but hey ho each to their own eh?