jolly roger

it takes two to tango tho?

ps this thread is dedicated to sir robert of middleton aka thin ice aka limpy bob and also to good friend of mineto all the older readers the one and only sunny xxxgreat woman her she once was a mod on pats chat she lasted about a week everybody just tore the piss out of her bless so she resigned lol  aah.

IM quite looking forward to tonight,ive rounded up some new recruits,what it was i was doing my usual friday night stint(stand up comedian)beenh doing it for years its easy really,few gags,bit of karaoke and i just get pissed with the audience nobody wants a miserable barstard on stage do they?its not like we are on telly,just a big hotel,so there…[Read more]

oh yeh sorry mate.

hi soms, nice hol,right thats the niceties over wtf you mean youd go as axl rose you bald tw@t i mean if you went in next sunday

oh bonus question women only axl rose is an anagram of what?

winner gets to share a cheap sleazy hotel  in blackpool with me.

hmm 15 quid er might have a peep but then again its kenty innit might save me money buy a quarter of weed instead,its not that im against tits or braless women its just that i dont see the point in tits just like fat lumps hanging off your body fckn useless really they get in the way what you want what you really really want the magic beaver once…[Read more]

happened to me in the quiz answered the question then please dont report the same message well i cant say a wrong answer next time i looked ari 3 points etc

its bollox it boils my piss like scousers do no wonder i end up arguing with everybody and get banned,

i tell you what shes a really good boardie linda int she,shit at quizzes but hey you cant have it all,its come to my attention that she gets the same as me

as in

please dont repost the same message twice wtf is that all about?does anybody else get that? like im a parrot or summat it needs sorting out.

not just you linda sorry everybody.

nah i just made it up for a laugh linda trying to pretend im big and that im fck all really,just trying to cheer myself up,feel pretty down today, may i ask youse a question might be 2 or 3 tho

1,do you ever feel agrophobic?

2.claustrophobic?

3,anti social?

4,sociopath?

5,CBA with anybody as in fck off get out my face

6,which is a bit like 5…[Read more]

arite soms mate im not trying to trash yer thread i dont do shites like that,in facti like this thread as you know im a well travelled man merchant navy and all that palaver in fact again,can we mention names in this gaff? no ok fine no names then fair enough  i wont but belle/lupe told me she knows vicki hernandez is she winding me up try and…[Read more]

mmmm id love to rip that corset off you xx

im 83 was born in 1939 im a war baby my name is walter edward broadcock i didnt eat for 6 years rationing and all that well apart from the odd bit of wallpaper and cardboard my mam couldnt even breast feed me as she got her tits blown off in a bomb raid  near old trafford yeh ive had a bit of a hard life so what fck it but theres no way id date…[Read more]

Im not raking up auld news and that,and  I am very apologetic but alas im afraid to say well im not afraid fck dat,but I am the bearer of very bad sad tidings  break so before Idrop this shattering bombshell on youse,I just hope you are sitting comfortably not cosy no comfortably,i wouldnt want any of you lot snuggling up to me all cosied up w…[Read more]

we are just good friends thats all besides shes too young for me.

peach silk pjs you say? right thats itfront of the queue  no in fact dont bother im shutting the club me and you taxi home  NOW|

oh hi linda xx yeh i did have a good holiday ty,really hard work  walking round the corner but hey ho