jolly roger

im 83 was born in 1939 im a war baby my name is walter edward broadcock i didnt eat for 6 years rationing and all that well apart from the odd bit of wallpaper and cardboard my mam couldnt even breast feed me as she got her tits blown off in a bomb raid  near old trafford yeh ive had a bit of a hard life so what fck it but theres no way id date…[Read more]

Im not raking up auld news and that,and  I am very apologetic but alas im afraid to say well im not afraid fck dat,but I am the bearer of very bad sad tidings  break so before Idrop this shattering bombshell on youse,I just hope you are sitting comfortably not cosy no comfortably,i wouldnt want any of you lot snuggling up to me all cosied up w…[Read more]

we are just good friends thats all besides shes too young for me.

peach silk pjs you say? right thats itfront of the queue  no in fact dont bother im shutting the club me and you taxi home  NOW|

oh hi linda xx yeh i did have a good holiday ty,really hard work  walking round the corner but hey ho

no point going in the rags trophy room i dont need a esered threadbare carpet actually i went to blackpool and fore ye scoff saying why did you go on holiday in the town where you live you dickhead? well i will tell you why look at these positives

no airport queues

no travelling

no passport

thing is the part of blackpool i reside in is about…[Read more]

youse are expecting me to blurt it out where i went on holiday well im not going to do it unless asked its not all about me me me like some in here.

how come nobody asks me where i went on holiday?

do what i do

well somer its come to my attention that you are flying to canada this week for a well earned break enjoy ,i know i enjoyed my break when i went away recently i needed it.now i dont know if tarty no tits is aware you are going even tho they know everything about you    allegedly so they will have to find another victim,they might try to attack m…[Read more]

i dont get this thread me? yeh i know it started off with me  giving it large to somer but after about 3 pages id calmed down and said sorry,just a bit of bants bud

apology accepted

but what i didnt realise is the vitriol tween soms and tarty bollox

is there any history between these three,,yanno like proper hatred?

fck off

when the  little geezer whoyou used to baby sit for,this is when his mam and my then wife used to go to bingo on a saturday night and i used to look after the 4,boys

anyway i was waiting for a postman delivery man and it was him,i was like wtf ha anyway id like to tell you more,but andy hates it when his trump thread gets usurped off  the t…[Read more]

what??

and hes olderthan me

yeh but his birthday is 22 april a completeley fck all day mine is st georges day and shakespeares

dont start giving it larges about birthdays.

i tell you what linds yeh you said what if that was you subjected to you as in abuse,well personally i dont give a tupenny fck,if you cant take it dont give it,simples innit ive beem called all sorts in here based on the mythicalegend about a supposed cone

heres a few that spring to mind

conan the libnarian

coneheed

coney island baby cono…[Read more]

linda calm down.let me  give you a few scenarios

1,i beleive in boards i love people having a “pop” at each other its no biggy is it?

and 2    oh hang on  my smokedetector  is kicking off bbl if im alive,gasps for air