jolly roger

are you trying to be a female me?

this poem is dedicated to patricia kelly  rest in peace darling xxxx i wont be long

MYBRIDE DIED OF  suicidewhy did you  have to take the overdose babe? things wernt thatopyouwere warned about the dangers to  stop being mad when you kept going  on about suicide

i thouotght you wasnt really serious you always had too much pride

you know like er  youdn got it got it out of your system and returned to sanity,with all that…[Read more]

no irs not its  exciting,better than shaggging  your  neighbours innit

i bought you chocs you said yoou were on a diet,i bought you a  ring but you didnt want to try it

remember when  i came to your house  that morrning? and i bought you a large fresh  rose

and you threw it youvea bin,well  you smelt it did it get under your nose

im getting fed up  now ive edited this poem,so im leaving at this,your world is your…[Read more]

SOME GIRLS YOU  CANT JUst  cant  reach

trying  to get  your  attention  is  like  standing  in front  of a train, ive used  a  tousand different hammers but i still cant get thru to yer brain

when i asked you for a date and you said yeh i was that happy i went  home humming,i stood there for 3 hours till i realise you wasnt coming

you ha…[Read more]

silence of  the lamb

he wont talk to anybody  if you mention mint sauce

ben hurt

im not doing synpsies

cos im sulking cos me threads been trashed

on the bushes

you cant can you sulky git

oh look at ge having  a hissy

ok fair enough ge your floor

add a letter to a film

who told you to change the rules?

petty woman

yep kentys  at it again

hi my iname is steven i was born in 1n  1984

i was called the most boring  man on the planet by somebody called cosy

well that cant be true hes a liar

cos ive pmd flying kiwi and merlin beleive meo  they are more boring than me

oh i also talked to that diamond destiny chick but she went on and on and on about togs and duvets

so  i put the pho…[Read more]

well jadey was ok actually  good thread this erm on line dating hmmm  ok

1,have you ever met anybody from here?

2,were they any good like rating fr5om 0 to ten

3 have you ever seen a jc baby?

4 ,would  you marry somebody from here?

5,do you think gerrys funny?

6  do you think  doa lives in the past?

7,,do you reckon radders will ever get…[Read more]

the dirty doze

yep  our arrys still at it

ok lets go  part 2

the only person i ever got near was a witch

i thought we had something going but she turned into a proper b!tch

so i left the cave we were sharing,i t no longer felt like home hey i heard shes married now to a gnome

i had a bad illness once ,

but im over that now,i loved a girl once but i lost her somehow,i had a chat with…[Read more]

yeh but

shakes head

not finished yet ge mate just having  j  break that ok with you chill yer beans bud