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jolly roger replied to the topic REMOVE one letter from a film in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 4 years ago

rain ma

a 30 yr old autistic man

oh btw no offence to autistics im one myself(i see what isee)

but ok im taking the rip out of myself wgaf

so yeh

me “looks like rain ma”

mother fckn goose “what you keep looking out the window for?

me ” just checking out if that big breasted woman on bbc1 early doors is telling lies”

big bad momma “fck…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic REMOVE one letter from a film in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 4 years ago

lol you got me at it now

er

aint your wagon

two middle aged cowboys arguing over a horse drawn buggy.
jolly roger replied to the topic REMOVE one letter from a film in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 4 years ago

my babys on it

no thats not a film

im on about you kenty

i love you very much xxx
jolly roger replied to the topic get out of the in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

great post annie

but i can assure you that grab a granny night is still thriving on a tuesday at styx night club

er so my “friend “told me
jolly roger started the topic REMOVE one letter from a film in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 4 years ago

and give it a brief description

this started as an accident when i was asked have i ever seen tar wars well im sure she said that

so i said whats it about pikeys feuding over driveways

anyway it got me going so heres a couple ive thought off to get you started

saving private yan

a vietnamese soldier goes in search of his 3…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic Freedom of movement ending slowly increasing wages in the UK in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

pfft
jolly roger replied to the topic get out of the in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

jeez i knew the tracy syndrome would catch up with me one day[well thats it then no rep

lets replies no more threads from me

lets see if the next person who steps up to the plate can do any better

i doubt it,not holding any breaths here

but why should it be like this?

obviously im tongue in cheek i know im no great shakes

but to get no…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic its all lies in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

im not going into much if any detail about this

but suffice to say this person who i know personally

i mean really know not just i know a little bit

as blatantly lied to me

what you supposed to do?
jolly roger started the topic get out of the in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

way of the telly luv

her”who you talkin to you cheeky barstard”

me ” im trying to watch this and all you do is point and pout thinking your lady muck or summat im not interested in your amateur dramatics fck off”

her ” ha says you the biggest waste of slob on earth you fat tw@t”

me”oh just fckn do one”

her ” no you…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic in these days of uncertaincy in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

hey get a used condom blow it up to the max add a bit of pernod and lime

stand it on your mantlepiece

it makes a good cheap inexpensive lava lamp

only one emo has been hurt in this thread

so far.
jolly roger started the topic in these days of uncertaincy in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

and austerity

i was thinking if any fellow members have any handy housebound hints to get us through these worrying times

before we start yes im aware of viz,but its not that sure id like some funny tips

like

dont waste money on expensive binoculars simply just stand closer to the thing you want to view

apart from if youre…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic whats the most attractive thing you find in a man? in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

theres the ffirst wrong answer

nope it wasnt arrse
jolly roger replied to the topic whats the most attractive thing you find in a man? in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

nb

this thread was written half hour before i heard about lady hm

so it all seems to pale into insignificance now

can we set up a just giving page? i know her funeral is 4 august

rip lady hm xxx
jolly roger started the topic whats the most attractive thing you find in a man? in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

oh hang on before i start

oi sit down fishy stop making a show of yourself ive not finished yet

ffs whats he like eh?

anyway a few years back when i had teeth

was filling(sic) in time before going to the dentists and that godawful tv prog was on you know that morning show thingy

so they were doing a survey on said title

i thought i gotta…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic are there less frogs than they used to be? in the forum Off topic chat 4 years ago

you what?hes here in blackpoolhas been for 2 days

you shit stirring little get.
jolly roger started the topic lol in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

im not a big fan of the lol brigade,,,,,,,,yes i know why it was invented,summat like the written word is unemotive

but most ppl i chat to on sites ive known for years

why do i have to say lol they know im joking

what are yours opinions on lols?

outdated?

go on youse next

please dont make me a tracy and get no replies

and if any body…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic I JUST WANNA CHAT in the forum Getting serious 4 years ago

hi i fell off a ladder whilst decorating

yeh i spose im pretty cute

but fck with me and i will bend you like a pretzel
jolly roger started the topic are there less frogs than they used to be? in the forum Off topic chat 4 years ago

swear when i was a kid i saw them every week ive not seen one for years i wonder if their extinct and nobodys telling us
jolly roger replied to the topic I JUST WANNA CHAT in the forum Getting serious 4 years, 1 month ago

oh yanno

i cudnt possibly rip into those two cutie booties

ok ok shut up i said i wouldnt mention names

but

fair d and lupe(belle)

are exempt from this thread

unless yhey start onme

then i will fck em over

just saying like

peace to all

no emos were hurt on this thread

oh now whos well known for doing emos after…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic does anyone know in the forum Chat forum one boards 4 years, 1 month ago

my dik isnt there to be mocked

when i die im donating it to the natural history museum

thats the only way youll ever get to see it

but while im alive youve no chance off seeing it ,touching it,or even smelling it

now jog on tracy,go and dream about somebody elses cok

desperate tart

dismissed

wipes…
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