jolly roger

ive been siitting on this joke for 3 years.

is it too early for jokes?

mindyou that might be the spice

sorry as you were i leave  youse to it

just gonna sit in the corner with diana donuts and talk  about conspiracy theories

itll probably end up us talking absolute bollox

but hey ho it always does

laters tcx

as you know  im at loggerheads with the like button,i can hardly be seen  doing a “likey” id look like a right hypocrite

but a bit of a lol to bud

(gor ive trained  him up well)

all funny,, but the limpy one sent me squawking round my living room cackling like a demented bat.

woh steady on alfie lad i did say it was a no offence thread

and it seems its only you thats taking exception

whats up ? not  getting enough attention

aww  bless your string vest x

im sick of,,,,,,,aah leave it for now

probably blind mans buff with you you bumbling eejit

nb, no emojis were hurt in this post

stop looking at old threads’

you muppet theres a future out there

move on

aah but on saying that nostalgia is a weird thing

it can make you  laugh,cry,(im talking about posts) as in i read sometimes my old posts/threads from our sister site over the road

cheers me up ,,kinell eh did i really type that lol

not just me others as well

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well i want to do a thread,its about the like button,

but ive forgotten how to do it,i dont know wether im dazed confused or what

im sure i sort it out later

in the meantime while im sorting my head out

you dont mind be hitchin a ride on your thread do you bud?

piggybackin like

“me looking for a man on here are youhavinga laugh im just here to chat

pass  me the cough drops luv

or in your case the werthers originals

hi im a man looking for a bit fluff on the cheap theres nothing on here so i thought id try ukc

oh thats not counted sorry theres about 4 ex jcers that could be

you know who i mean

hi im a leeds fan with a fckd up personality disorder bit like leeds defence

hi i used to be one of them go gogirls in 1968 mini skirts and all that

but yanno time catches up with you

so all i do now is listen to  my team doomed to relegation and its only november

i wish i was you man

the uri geller of jc

yeh like you were that positive that budha was mizzy doa

pfft

you know it all you dont you?

tell you tomoz mate im bolloxed

yeh erm that reminds me of something

back int day as we  say oop north(well i dont thats more like them yorkshire folk)

you know lahk when t internet was all just fields

i discovered the joys of e mails

and i thought to myself theres gotta be a blag somewhere

so i emailed a  nice posh restaurant which id always fancied going to

and said we h…[Read more]

pernod cider and lime in a pint pot