jolly roger

i wish i was you man

the uri geller of jc

yeh like you were that positive that budha was mizzy doa

pfft

you know it all you dont you?

tell you tomoz mate im bolloxed

yeh erm that reminds me of something

back int day as we  say oop north(well i dont thats more like them yorkshire folk)

you know lahk when t internet was all just fields

i discovered the joys of e mails

and i thought to myself theres gotta be a blag somewhere

so i emailed a  nice posh restaurant which id always fancied going to

and said we h…[Read more]

pernod cider and lime in a pint pot

fck free deliverys they pay like the rest of em

i went to wembley  2 years ago to see my beloved manchester  city

i was proper munchied  up

i espied a pizza  van thing advertising  6 quid

im thinking  thats not a bad shout for london heres how it went

me yeh one of them mate plz

acne ridden======” one of wot  mate ”

me “one of dem pizza fings”

spotsville” there you go 6 quid…[Read more]

the linesman not sure tho

well if i get sacked off no biggy is it plenty more sites to bend  ppl minds  upif i did

never been on ,,yet

what are these dating sites like any good?

god if i went on one  no i wont but im a trained hypnotist id have em mooing like a cow “yeh come  round to mine luv i sort you out after match of the days finished

typical bloke me or am i hmmm

i  have to keep it   down in here low tones man

why?

i tell you why cos ive got the witches  of eastwick on my back

all three of them  bubbling  round a cauldron wassapping marty

oh  just ban  him martin purleaze love you  loads  xxx pfft

lol i will try but im not really funny im deadly serious

i do  its me thats paying not sure if my uni cred will stretch that far,,,aah well its only  money  hey ho

i like this thread why

why i heard  you say?

oh gawd dont get me started ffs

ok i will

do you  remember a song by stealers wheel

stuck in the middle with you?

well thats how i feel right now

not so much the  title etc , more like  ive got clowns to the left of me jokers to the r right…here i come

i got kenty grassing me up,i got lad…[Read more]

and gravy trace oh ps can you ask wotherface why she got me banned from chat ty

throw in a saveloy youre sorted

i can maybe  rustle up somebody for you bud

some rounddhere will  do owt for a bag of chips

you are tim vine and i claim my 5 pounds

oh dont be fooled by that one bud