jolly roger

my question a bout evolution is

if evolution is advancing that fast how come monkeys arent living  in caves by now

surely our primate friends should have sussed out by now caves are a better  alternative than sitting in a tree like a dick.

im arranging a jc meet at ma kellys im thinking june

anybody interested give us a nod

accom

well no shortage here is there i know a few hotel owners

,prizes   a raffle the winner gets to stay at mine for free unless youre on crack.

OH  linda i think youve been listening to kenty too much

with the old punching above your  weight routine.

do you know what sassey  golden boots you must be the original  miss american pie i love you to bits  xoxoxox  ive got a friend from st paul

maybe you and i grab coffee sometime yeh tc  x

look what you could have won

we have our own version of the waltons here on jc

goes by the name of kiwi

nn im going to bed

regs  nn kiwi  me 6 hours later are you going to bed or what ki sod off

and ps les battersby aka known as bruce jones is one of the worst actors ive had the misfortune to see

but tbf hes just a scally fair play to the  mad head

that scene where him and ricky tomlinson try to kill a sheep and sell it to a butcher is just so funny

it was set where im from langley middleton manchester 24

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oh we doing names now ok?

my two are bonnie langford (love a bit of ginge me)

and r.i,p linda nolan

on it like a car bonnet  mate

omg yeh ive seen chubby brown at south pier

but im not doing any puns today

im still rather irate about these so called celebs

i give you  for an instance ok

im a very lonely boring useless waste of space man

my only treat in life is to get the tv mag on a saturday

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i tell you what i have noticed buddingtons your yellow pic is very clever its an optical illusion innit?

its like a budha but its also a thumbs up

you thought it was going to escape  my attention dintcha?oh you know that batman logo did my head in for years that

and oh forgot what im saying now soz bye

hi east midlands GAL here

ive probably got the warmest duvet in europe

i could out tog anybody  if i wanted to

but id rather  call other regs liars cos i can cos im a secret mod.

hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen  king

even tho im full off piss and wind

who can resist  my gorgeous  blue eyes

oh im another host hi

get this

went to a meet a bit back

had the munchies   bought some chips

anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling

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right youve had my time now fck off

jaysus wept  puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face

ffs ive left me chips on a car roof

barstard

hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church

anyway bbl  ive got a picnic to sort out

bloody hell with picnics and my fake  jewelry

i dont know wether im coming or going tbh

hii love everybody  i dont care  if i disrupt any topic

just thought id tell you i love you all xoxoxoxox

bbl just need to put my buns in the oven

xoxoxox

lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x

lol right whos next?

hi im a 70 year old  tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me  yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors

but only cos i want my rigging  fixed”