jolly roger

hi bit stoned at the mo

but ive got the biggest ears this side of the  mason dixon line

prince charles has fux on me

yeh hi im in a rock band got about a million  chicks man

i rehearse and do gigs every night

its a wonder with my heavy schedule i find the time  to type here 24/7hings

hi im a romanian refugee called stanislav

i enjoy  dre…[Read more]

hi im from mumbai

well i say that  but i really own a vape shop in cheetham hill

er yeh im  well my names quite common but im the number 1

and yeh im stagnant think of a dried up prune

so stop with the bollox  that i had an affair with a married man for 3 years?

” bit quiet in the cafe”?

“yeh i broke my back when i  got pushed off a cliff but hey ho”

“im untouchable so i can say what i want to hosts”

anymore”?

im dying to say names(but i wont)

but just for a laugh  lets see if you can suss out the so called regs from here (btw feel free to add) and it is a laugh so dont start kicking off

inpo my speakers are working now i can hear paul weller better now,

good morning from nz i just fell asleep  bye (sic) at the fire

gm “its cld h…[Read more]

oh ps and he lost me   my  job and reported me to the police

and you wonder why i dont like him?

i wont swear but you can guess what i call him.

ok bit harsh i know sorry but,,,,oohh i just dont like him

why?

1,he tried to bonk my gf

2 he didnt but pretended he did

3 ooh fck it cba lifes to short if he wants to be a nobrot all his life up to him innit.

kin nobhead bob youve been truly rinsed

now dont start or me and buds willraise the bar

how dare you cant think of a word ……. oh i know erm

oh thats it ignoramus

,o,o,m,s

pick on nessie again lad and youre gonna end up the wrong side of a slap now grow up fck off  g,o,o,m,fs dismissed.

i was in a restaurant the other night mr basris in blackpool

one of the only one thats open

i think they let me in cos of my vlogs about blackpool called walk on the wild side on you tube the wild side and i advertised them so free meal yeh mon

and this drunken eejit threw a prawn cocktail at my head

and said “and thats just for  starters…[Read more]

bout as funny as toothache you anchor

just get it walloped mate it be reet

so many tales ok i dont beleive in god etc

but it doesnt do any harm if i pretend i do

as in rome and all that palaver

yeh ive volunteered for things just for the craic and the women like

but my eyes and ears esp perked up when they wanted people to decorate the local convent

see its always been my ambition to bed a nun

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shudders

what does she want bud?

ha top laugh as if hed give a refund prob spent it all on one of those cruises he goes on

aah now youre talking thee auld false storm scam eh

them were the bloody days

well me and bob were going through a bit of a rough patch just no work about

i think it was about the  time sir michael of fish obe said dont worry there willl be no hurricane tonight er yeh worrever mikey babes  118 crashed rooves later not to mention ppl g…[Read more]

m aah i dont really know anything a bout dracs

well apart from shes well cleverer than us two

bit of an american lemon

and er shes got her own site but would rather be in here

oh she likes chatting about political bollox

aparrt from that i dont really know anything about her sorry bbye luv xx

excellent posting top marks

cheered me right up that has after todays result

re; el limpo roberto

really cba talking about him tbh

im saving me ink up.

you can rob a caravan easy

simply just have a spare tin opener in your pocket

not that ive done it

im just saying like innit,

ok watch them bloody roads eh

your not as steady as you were

remember  red is stop etc

oh ps i love you tremendlously signed rodge xx

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