[jolly roger]

tut linda!!! my word well watersports isnt my word but er yanno
whatever floats your boat honey boots xxx

[jolly roger]

who are you calling poms? you cheeky barstard,i bet you dont even know what the acronym means,oh and btw its pohms not poms,now go on shoo,get out my sight.

[jolly roger]

cant win can i? ive just done a 500 word thread but youve always got some lurker waiting round the corner poised to take the piss,eww you spelt that wrong,you put a comma in the wrong place etc

 

just fck off andy yeh.)

[jolly roger]

no  i never quite got round to that,i was too busy trying to save the world or drinking and shagging.

[jolly roger]

its like youve experienced it once before  in nightmares,so its a trauma tranquiliser been there done that

ok im going on a bit now,so will wrap it up but i really did have a “mare” last night it was about kiwi it seemed so real i remember thinking how the hell did i fall for this me and him alone? i should know better than that always keep a 6 chatter distance,so he started cackling like one of those old transistor radios with one ear phone listening to radio luxembourg

all i could hear was crackle 12 c in nz,summat about boris,muffled im watching jones channel,fizz i fell asleep by the fire,crackle whirr fizzle bang right best go and count sheep(yeh i bet you do) its 12,30 am here,and it was like repetive over and over  and fckn over,so got up and rinsed my eyeballs in mustard to get rid of the horrific ghastly experience i had just endured

 

oh ps if anybody says aww stop picking on kiwi hes a really nice interesting guy

are you sure about that? hes got np parries or ripostes to me,hes too thick i will get 1 of three things 1,a lol,2,grumpy,3 fck all

so ok i be fair i will stop having a go at him if he stops pming my nightmares

[jolly roger]

oops mili has er,ok from now on anybody who gets a like of mili is a nobhead.

ps and anybody who gets a like of tarty,(which you never will) needs sectioning

[jolly roger]

i was wondering that? he or she just pops up randomly,never says fck all,but will do likes,altho it has never given me one,,hmmm?

dont worry i will find out.

[jolly roger]

look andy mate if you are so one dimensional and you can only do trump threads,its ok its fine  go for it buddy

but dont expect me to reply,youve always got kiwi our resident foreign secretary

he knows the score man pmhim

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[jolly roger]

ok whilst i admit i went a bit over the top with you andy sorry for calling you a dickhead or whatever i said,i was just trying  to say,change the record about trump,hes inconsequential now,hes last weeks fish and chips wrapper/can you not think of a juicy interesting topic,so we can all suk at the core of the apple

and give you our opinions instead of you piping on about trump all the time?

its not allabout you man,thats about it really bye.

 

 

 

[jolly roger]

i really feel like i have to voice my opinion here and i never discuss politics

but andys getting on my t!its about his incessant juvenile tirade about trump

we dont give a fck andy mate any chance you can do a thread without mentioning trump you boring one dysfuntional mind numbing infantile stupid tw@t we want a topic we can get our teeth into and debate about it

but no you cant do that can you i fckn really hate you me youre a fckn prize dik fck off.

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