[jolly roger]

ForumHostLD wrote:

jolly roger wrote:

i also noticed not one host or guide replied to my rip minney thread,just goes to show dunnit?

That’s probably because no present Guide or Host ever knew her or have heard of her but every loss is a sad one.

i think she was zt theres a z inniit somewhere,now mads is kicking off at me cos minneys mam red it

im telling you i just cant win i may as well just curl up and die(ive nicked that from a hairdressers near me called curl up and dye) i mean what sort of name is that  to call a shop? so me as a spokesman/leader  for all the f.o,c in blackpool decided to stage a protest outside the shop banners and everything the grey rinse brigade

cheering me on,but all i suceeded in doing was having water sprayed over my head and then the police were called asking me  what exactly  is my problem? i said im just sticking up for the f,o,c society,police said to me well yer wanted do one,so now ive got the f,oc,gang youre a useless leader,and we want you to fck off

i said it a few times on here,i just cant win can i?

[jolly roger]

alright let me be honest  for once,i realise all 3 of us  have got,dunno erm mental issues allegedly,maybe,it depends how you beat  the system sup to you

so all im saying is if you insist on this 3 sum with weemo,lets do a spitroast then fck her off

but dont start shouting at me onthe boards,im just saying myopinion thats all.

[jolly roger]

dont be so absurd you know what im capable of

[jolly roger]

high noo

this dramatic dense dark film features some bloke with a bald head and some auld,,,nooo i wont say

anyway no spoiler alert

[jolly roger]

i once booked  with their sister company

cunni  lingus

and was strongly advised to take out insurance as they tend to go down a lot,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anybody seen my coat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jolly roger]

and you say iits me that craves your attention

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jesus wept.

[jolly roger]

your loss

[jolly roger]

do you know what it infuriates me that nobody replies to my threads,well ive found a new site

where nobody knows me,they are thinking whos this newbie how dare he /she try and control our boards,,hmm so im leaving here,waste of time innit so bye.

[jolly roger]

oh ps i dont nick jokes all fresh of the press  me,no auto cues,no scripts just me but the thing is if you tell a gag to the audience is its a mad feeling,and they dont like it

you get these responses

1,stoney silence

2,arms folded,3 yawning,,,4,eggs thrown at your head,,,5,better than a pint pot i spose    oh hiya eve

but the worst is some gobshyte ive heard that before how could they have? its my joke

so ive decided to fight fire with fire if any of youse lot have got a fresh joke that nobodys heard,ring me and i will split my fee with you nsa or asl no i love yous,just lets see how it goes yeh

ty in pointless advance.

[jolly roger]

this thread does not show any disrespect to royalists or loyalists,im just saying it as i see it

yanno freedom of speech and all that malarky

im not a heartless insensitive man  am i heck like

but i was just wondering now this covid thing is dying out i might be able to get my job back which was warm up comedian for joey blower at northh

pier

so id like to test a few jokes out on youse lot,call yourselves human guinea pigs if you want i dont care,,,,,i try yuz out tomorrow,,,so back to thread im thinking of doing a dead royal sketch on stage,,so i was just asking if i could try it out on youse first give marks from o/10 i promise i wont mention diana

ty love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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