[jolly roger]

have you told the police?

[jolly roger]

was any of youse lot there at the  infamous meet

i wasnt but felt like  i was,you want a clue?

a stolen bank or was it boots card.

[jolly roger]

tyhau

[jolly roger]

erm is this something i could get involved with?

[jolly roger]

not really getting involved this  but fishy is living upto his name as he appears  to be floundering

[jolly roger]

mimsey yeh top girl.

[jolly roger]

aah ok undie yeh he came to the blackpool meet on a motorbike dunno bout a true gent more like grizzly fckn adams but yeh top bloke i got him a b and b near me  secure parking for his bike cos he was a bit scared it was going to get robbed,

advert break,anybody seen my vlog on you tube walk on the wild side.?

so yeh anyway hes sound apart from he eats a lot we were having a good drinking sesh and he asked me wherre the nearest kebab shop was,i hate blokes who do that if we are having a drink ,drink fck food so i didnt tell him but he found one anyway then came waltzing in the hotel with a mammoth kebab and chips and he wasnt even staying there

ycmiu.

 

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[jolly roger]

sorry i was thinking about jean that much

i forgot to ask youse the question doh me

ok

1 have any of yous got a carer?

2,would you have one if  offered for free like?

[jolly roger]

sorry back now

so where was i?

 

oh yeh so i said the tin that rin tin shitt  in

jean”oh if you are going to be stupid im off”

me “oi you man woman i mean slow down slam on the brakes  meant your job is as it says on the tin a carer

jean “ok im sorry i got above my station is there anything i can help you with”?

me funny you should say that but can you help me put the sheets on the bed cos im rubbish at that

5 mins later

jean,”looks cosy that”

me “dunnit”

jean “what side do you want”?

me”can i have the one  nearest the toilet so i dont have to clamber over you when i wanta wee”

and guess what day it is as im typing this@2,30 am weds

hmm roll on 10 am

ycmiu

or could you?

 

[jolly roger]

i know i should edit the last bit  started etc but i honestly cba

its late innit,,,,,hey i got a question for youse lot?i know its a bit off topic

so ive got a carer shes about 50 odd,pops round on a wednesday bout tennishjean”you arite markie”

me “yeh sound as a mouse do you want a j or a beer or summatt?

 

jean”behave yourself im driving and why havent you tidied up you could have made a fckn effort at least”

me”well i was waiting for wednesday wannit”

jean”oh so you think im your slave now”

me,”well what does  it say on the tin”

jean “what tin?

 

 

 

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