[jolly roger]

well first of all flat earthers can fck right off me and fair d have been in the merchant navy

but there is a romantic fantisist  about me

id love it me if the loch ness monster popped his head up and say hi sorry if ive not been  seen but m a bit shy

id like to see fairies at the bottom of my garden

id like to have a smoke  and drink with a leprechaun

id like to make love to a ghost (female of course) nothing weird about me cant help laughing here soz

id like to shake big  foots hand

i want to marry a mermaid i want a ufo to crash near me and say”you alright mate do you need an ambulance”?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jolly roger]

ev ery time you go away you take a little meat with  you

just leave my fridge alone vi was saving  that bacon butty for the morning luv

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you fat fck

[jolly roger]

anybody watched clique?

[jolly roger]

dontbe so rude k,everybody deserves to have an opinion and be heard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

even if its a load of bollox

 

[jolly roger]

you

[jolly roger]

i remember it you came swaggering in giving it large what did you come in first as was it butch paul or summat?

[jolly roger]

yeh but ge it never stopped you abusing fast cars at any given opportunity and he wasnt admin  he actually  owned the gaff.

[jolly roger]

oh and ps

9,he actually banned me from here cos he was balls deep in an ex cg

and she cba  to bang me sorry ban

10,aah sighs i dunno musta been well out of it a pic of me appeared in jc im like oh nooo not cos im ugly but theres wolves preying with their photoshops etc

so what does doa decide to do pto shop me and sent a false pic of me all over the world,me lying on satin sheets with rose petals all around me(no not her) and what looks like some red thing in my mouth. but like i say hes a mate int he its only a bit of bantz

 

[jolly roger]

lets get  it on like marvin gaye

get it on bang a gong get it on

get down on it.

[jolly roger]

looks more like mario.

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